Grumpy Muffin

When you and your loved one want to make sexy time and you have to poop, so you first grab frozen blueberries from freezer. Next, both get naked and and man sits on SO face facing towards SO feet and asks, "Will you lick my __________." Then the person getting licked takes a massive dump on the face of the SO and and quickly sprinkles blueberries on the poop, on the face. SO then cusses you out, wipes the poop from the eyes, and frowns.

Last night I asked my girlfriend to lick my nuts while I sat on her face, but I really had to go poop, too. I ended up pooping on her face and giving her a "Grumpy Muffin." She was not happy about it.

by Desperate Grandpa June 7, 2019

Glumpy

A portmanteau of the words glum and grumpy meaning to be sullen, gloomy, and irritable at the same time.

Example: Don't bother John. He's glumpy this morning. Wait until he's finished his coffee.

by Chatelain May 10, 2020

righteous grumpy

a fully satisfying bowel movement

fred was in the bathroom handling a righteous grumpy

by alex dodsworth December 9, 2008

The Grumpy Cat

An insanely alcoholic beverage comprised of 2 shots of Vodka, 2 shots Bacardi 151, 2 shots of Gin, and 2 1\2 cups of cranberry juice.

Mr.: Hey, wanna throw down The Grumpy Cat?

Ms: Hell yeah, let's get trashed!

by Capt. Crump August 19, 2013

sweating out a grumpy

The act of taking a dump on a hot day, pushing and making the face of Grumpy, one of the seven dwarfs.

"Damn dude, what happened to you?"...."I was sweating out a grumpy in that port-o-potty, it was frigging hot in there".

by flipbang September 27, 2010

Bust a Grumpy

The act of farting extremely loudly and abruptly.

Damn bro did you just bust a grumpy? I can smell it all the way over here!

by Snowfakee November 12, 2012

grumpybum

A teasing petname for a loved one who is being grumpy or moody.

"Stop being such a grumpybum Olie."

by Karen B October 24, 2006