ejaculatte

The incident invoked by putting your latte down on the counter to reach for condiments. In doing so, gravity combined with the sheer amount of milk foam reacts in such a way as to send a plume of foam out the small hole in the top.

Starbucks patron #1: "Ew, what the hell is that on your shirt?"
Starbucks patron #2: "Fuck, I know! My machiatto totally ejaculatte'd all over me!"

by tanzfieber November 6, 2007

premature ejaculation

Getting so hot and bothered prepatory to intercourse that the male cums on the gal's belly before he can penetrate her.

"No more dates with you, Freddy. This is the third time you've missed and made a mess on my belly. Now lick up every drop of that premature ejaculation!"

by Richard Black August 18, 2006

Ejaculation

Cumming. If you are ejaculating you are cumming.

Im ejaculating in your pussy. (Im cumming in your pussy). Ejaculation.

by Morgz Hater October 30, 2020

uber-ejaculation

An ejaculation by a male or female exceeding 11 fluid ounces.

After Jerry saw that her chest had been showered in a mass amount of hot creamy giz, he immediately knew that it was the result of uber-ejaculation.

by Gary Coleman IV June 17, 2008

Ejaculate

What not to say when you mean the word "eject"

Hot girl: "So what happens in Top Gun?"
Guy: "Goose tries to ejaculate and dies"
Hot girl: "...."

by Radarhut April 28, 2011

premature ejaculation

when a guy(mainly justin mundt) cums before he can get it in

"Oh, God dammit justin I don't even have my shoes off and you've already cum"

by Josh May 3, 2004

Evacuate The Dancefloor

Codeword for when you have explosive diarrhea. Used when you need to excuse yourself, or explain why you were late.

Ugh brb, I gotta evacuate the dancefloor.

Sorry I'm late! I had to evacuate the dancefloor.

by bustedbeatbox November 12, 2010