DoucheDick

A type of person that isn't only a douche or a dick... he then become a combination of the 2 and gets called a 'DoucheDick!'

Don't be a douchedick!!

Nancy's such a douchedick... she locked me out!!!

by Felicia Francisco January 11, 2016

Douchefuck

A contraction, used as a strong descriptive adjective when the word douche is insufficient.

Dave is a complete douchefuck.

by rl2012 August 5, 2008

Douchepticunt

1. Female version of Douchepticon
2. A woman who appears to be normal at first but exposes herself as a douchebag later.
3. Douche in disguise

Frank: I just broke up with my girlfriend yesterday.
Dan: I thought everything was going great. What happened?
Frank: It was great at first, but she turned out to be a Douchepticunt.

by Brophessional December 29, 2009

douchepocalypse

1: When you're in a place or situation that is similar to the idea of hell/armageddon/apocalype due to complete disinterest/dislike in the ongoing activities/people.

If a rich city guy walks into a hick town bar with a couple freinds and saw all the hillbillies. "One word guys.....Douchepocalypse"

If a group of cool kids/jocks accidently walk into in a nerd convention on calculators. They would say "Its a douchepocalypse"

by Altazink May 13, 2010

douchelicous

some1 so much of a douchebag they are a FUCKING DOUCHEBAG

hes douchelicous

by holla March 16, 2003

douchefuck

Sex with a girl that is so wet it feels like she douched right before you started fucking.

"That girl is such a douchefuck SHE stained the couch."

by Becca the Strange October 28, 2004

doucheprick

One who is a pansy and takes everything super personally. Prone to stalking love interests. They also believe they are on a higher level than those around them while actually having the constitution of a small woodland creature. They are also enough of a prick that would cry to mommy when something goes wrong or to a higher authority before taking care of a problem themselves.

John thinks he is sooo cool, so he is constantly stalking us sucking out the happiness with his buzzkill tendencies. If we tell him off, he is going to rat on us about everything he knows and h'es to sensitive to have a reasonable conversation. He is such a doucheprick!

by dunit697 September 10, 2012