Douchefuck

Someone who is worse than a douche & a fucker combined.

Did you just see that guy? He cut me off and then waved & smiled. What a douchefuck!

by LaureeBrutal October 2, 2006

Douchefuck

When an individual is such an active Ass-wipe that they can only be described using ,two descriptive obcenities.

He's such a douchefuck all about himself with no redeeming qualities whatsoever!

by English As A First Language August 2, 2022

Douchefuck

A combination of the words "douchebag" and "fucktard" (a fucking retard). It is a very big insult and should not be taken lightly.

David: No, I don't know and I'm not going.
Ashley: YOU'RE A DOUCHEFUCK, DAVID! A BIG FAT MAINSTREAM-ADDICTED DOUCHFUCK!
David: Whatever. What does Mainstream mean?
Ashley: I am disappoint, son. I am disappoint.

by theElusiveReality||tumblr August 7, 2011

Douchefuck

A contraction, used as a strong descriptive adjective when the word douche is insufficient.

Dave is a complete douchefuck.

by rl2012 August 5, 2008

douchefuck

A combination of the word "douche" and "fuck."

A person who is a fucking douche.

Dude, you're such a douchefuck!

by Bill October 12, 2004

douchefuck

Describes an individual who has shown themself to be a stupid, very brainless, utterly confused person that causes you to express such disgust with them by calling them this name.

1. I can’t believe you are such a douchefuck, you have got to be shitting me!
2. Hey douchefuck, come over here I said!

by KraussMan April 18, 2008

douchefucker

1). A phrase uttered in dismay over losing a race in Mario Kart.
2). An insult which cripples anothers self respect, as the victim is haunted by images of fucking douches.

1). You Douchefucker! You keep getting blue shells in second place!
2). Girl: Are you cheating on me?
Guy: Yes, why wouldn't I?
Girl: You Douchefucker!
Guy: AH! Do I really have intercourse with douches?

by Storyingtelling Sam May 18, 2006