douche

Someone without character; Someone who is opposed to finishing the job we started in Iraq.

The Left are such douches, they have no moral conscious when it comes to helping the people of Iraq. They would prefer dictators run the world as long as they share their ideology.

by James Parkhurst May 24, 2007

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(v) to do, to place, to run, to put, to push, to pull, to fix, to travel, or perform; an all-purpose word referring to the performance of an action or performance of a task.

I'm going to douche over to the store later to pick up some milk.

My laptop battery is about to die. Can you douche my charger into the wall, please?

me: "I am getting nowhere with my paper."
friend: "Why don't you take a break and douche up the rest later?"
me: "Good idea. Let's douche over to the Mission and douche up some douchers (burritos)."

me: "Hold the elevator! Thanks."
person: "What floor?"
me: "Can you douche 3, please?"

by Douchey McDouche'emups February 12, 2009

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a device used to clean out the female vagina

That girl had a vaginal infection so she had to buy a douche.

by SAMANTHA! January 14, 2003

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Used in ghetto or gangster english to replace the common form "does she".

All I wanna know is, douche wanna have sex with me?

by TP August 30, 2003

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1. A bottle that boys want girls to shove in their vagina to make it clean. Can they not just wash it? Jeez..

2. a jerk, one who only thinks of themselves and sex.

1. Girl: You want me to what?
Boy: Douche.
Girl: ..why?
Boy: I.. I dont know. your vagina is very unpleasant and dirty.

2. John, you're a fucking douche for hiring a hooker while your girlfriend was otu of town.

by sdfsfsdfsfsd er gdfg September 05, 2006

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