Decent

Something that isn't fantastic, but isn't all that bad either.

My balls kind of stunk after my morning run. At first I was disgusted by the smell, but compared to the time I pooped my pants in the car, they smell pretty decent.

by Richard Balzmel April 13, 2012

decent grits

An exclusively Southern phrase that describes good common sense. Almost always used in the the negative form to describe an action that is silly, or lacking common sense. As in "any decent grits" or more often "no decent grits".

Me: I sent another text to the wrong person, AGAIN! I hate this phone!

K: Girl! Don't blame your phone, you ain't got no decent grits sometimes.

by imswtmelissa December 6, 2011

debone

A verb which can be used as a substitute for wank.

I can't slip you one now, I deboned 20 minutes ago.

by geezerdk January 3, 2012

decent-looking

A term used to describe someone who isn't necessarily bad-looking, but not attractive enough to be considered good-looking.

Person A: Hey, do you think person C is hot?
Person B: Nah, but I wouldn't say person C is ugly, though. Person C is decent-looking.

by Ozarkas July 9, 2014

deaconism

The art of facial and bodily contortion associated with re-enacting famous scenes from Blue Peter cica 1978. Joey deacon was renowned as the "prince among Mongs" or His lack of basic motor Neurone function was world renowned.

stop being such a spaz you Joey deacon

by Karlos June 29, 2004

human decanter

A man who uses a catheder to empty his bladder of all urine and replace it with wine. He then urinates the wine into guests glasses.

Last night we hired a human decanter, he was great at the beginning, but near the end of the night I wondered how much wine I was actually drinking.

by Nurse K February 10, 2008

Debonair

A man who is usually considered charming, confident, and stylish

Heyy, check out Mr. Debonair, over there.

by OhTheRadness August 12, 2008