Deboned

When you have a boner, but then you see something horrible/unsexy that kill it. This cause a depression in most guys.

Today I was walking behind this blonde girl wearing a mini-skirt. For some reason, her skirt kept riding up, giving me a great view of her ass. Then her fat friend came by and walked next to her. She was wearing a very small tank top. Her backfat deboned me. God I'm so depress now.

Yesterday I was looking up porn when my mom called me on my phone. She deboned me and ruin my day.

by Zzyxx26 November 17, 2010

deboned wahoo

A poor, defenseless man whose only crime was jerking off too much, and his penis fell off.

My dick fell off! I'm nothing but a deboned wahoo now.

by Richie McFarland March 9, 2004

Debonerification

The process where the erect penis becomes unerect.

I saw Dana and got a debonerification

by jeujeu September 11, 2009

debowed

To be stolen from in a ghetto manner (often used as an exclamation)

Yo, you just got DEBOWED!
(emphasis on the "oooh")

by Debow October 8, 2008

debonerize

Waiting for a raging erection to become flaccid by either waiting alone in a separate room or sitting down before facing other people.

Peter debonerized his morning-wood before facing his in-laws.

Alfred sneakily Googled pictures of Chloe Kardashian on his iPhone to help the debonerizing process before standing up.

"Well, John, I guess we should head home now."

"Hold on, babe, I have to debonerize."

by Dr. Walter Fanchy April 15, 2014

Deboed

When something is stolen.

He deboed your rims.

by The Annihilator September 7, 2003

deboed

To steal, take, or shoplift; To steal another person's seat
(once a seat is deboed, the original sitter has no claim to it, unless the rule of 'fives' has been declared)

Scene setting: Sitting around Kaley's bar, there are not enough seats for everyone present. Melanie is sitting in a chair and gets up to get a drink, and Ryann (one without a seat) immediately takes advantage of the situation. She sits in Melanie's chair as soon as she has gotten up, and promptly declares "DEBOED!"

by Crony October 2, 2006