Darian is stupid
by Peiceofshitlol November 29, 2019
Get the Darian mug.That one friend who says he's straight, but everyone knows he's actually gay. Says he has a big dick, but really doesn't, and mocks his friends because of it. Horrible work ethic, and a mooch. A Darian will never stop taking you for your food. Also the kind of guy that ends up on the street, and then living in your basement or garage doing cocaine he bought with money from his job at McDonald's at 40 years old.
Guy: Hey I'm going to the store, need anything?
Guy's Friend: No but don't tell Darian, you'll empty your wallet trying to satisfy his greedy needs.
Guy: Yeah, I heard he's doing cocaine now too.
Guy's Friend: Not surprising, he is Darian after all.
Guy's Friend: No but don't tell Darian, you'll empty your wallet trying to satisfy his greedy needs.
Guy: Yeah, I heard he's doing cocaine now too.
Guy's Friend: Not surprising, he is Darian after all.
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by daylove1234 November 15, 2013
Get the daymian hayes mug.giving a dirty dariana is a sexual metaphor related to having a angry Russian woman in your bed or shoved up the reer end of your body (your anus)
person1: how was it with the girl you slept with last night!?
person2 :it was going well until she shoved up a ‘dirty dariana’ in me
person2 :it was going well until she shoved up a ‘dirty dariana’ in me
by kristyrafreyaarinaddranch1234 November 17, 2021
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Get the Darian mug.An Italian family recognizable by their characteristic love handles and hairy men. This family is a bunch of trolls that enjoy hanging out, partying, and going on vacations together. The Dariano family is often noted as having an abundance of good looking members. They also tend to be really loud and knock over glasses in restaurants. The family has members that are world renowned secret agents, successful business men, professional dirt bike riders, DJs, nuclear scientists, and one notably plays the role of "Chewbacca" in the hit "Star Wars" series.
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