A.S.A.G.D.M.F.P.B.

Acronym for: As Soon As God Damn Mother Fucking Possible, Bitch.

I need those 1085 forms ASAGDMFPB!

by Billy January 20, 2005

E.A.F.D.C

Eat A Fucking Dick, Cunt

E.A.F.D.C

by Communist0 April 11, 2015

d.t.f.

down to fuck

trying to hook up, and/or have sex.

drunk stephen: yo boo, d.t.f.?
random girl: d.t.f.?
drunk stephen: yeah boo, you down to fuck?

by stephen wainwright March 20, 2008

E.M.P.T.I.C.O.Y.F.D

eat my pussy till i cum on your face daddy

Hey (insert name) E.M.P.T.I.C.O.Y.F.D.

by ssggrdggttr July 17, 2019

B.F.D

Big Fucking Deal, (BFD)

Don't make such a B.F.D. out of it!

by Unknown1us January 5, 2008

R.O.F.L.S.H.T.E.T.I.G.U.I.F.D.A.T.H.M.H.O.A.T.A. M.M.H.T.T.M.T.T.H.A.B.I.L

rolling on the floor laughing so hard that every time i got up i fell down again then hit my head on a table and my mom
had to take me to the hospital all because i laughed.

The other day I was R.O.F.L.S.H.T.E.T.I.G.U.I.F.D.A.T.H.M.H.O.A.T.A. M.M.H.T.T.M.T.T.H.A.B.I.L ... it was kind of embarrassing.

by Omnibender February 22, 2011

D-T-F

means: Down To Fuck

used in superbad

"dude, im gonna get laid! shes D-T-F!"

by oisuxx October 23, 2007