Cunted 

Cunted; is to be punished for a wrong doing by a person of female gender, where in they will leap up above you (or wait above doorways to cunt you unexpectedly) and drop down onto you, at which point you would then disappear into the genitalia of this female.

Jack: "You're going to be late for Physics; you're going to get cunted."
Alex: (Walks into a Physics lesson late) “Hi Miss, Sorry I am late…”
Teacher: (Cunts Alex) “And then he’s gone”.

Cunted by Jimbo-M October 8, 2011

Cunterfeit 

When a man has a sex change operation to give him a vagina, the resulting orifice is known as a cunterfeit.

Check that girl out over there, she's kinda hot.

Dude... she has a cunterfeit.

Cunterfeit by anonymandias March 19, 2010

Cuntelligence Quotient (CQ)

A total score derived from a set of standardized tests or subtests designed to assess human cuntelligence

Cuntisha has a Cuntelligence Quotient (CQ) of 222
That truly is off the charts

Cuntelligence Quotient (CQ) by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 10, 2020

cunterect

Play on "correct", something that is so right that it excites the loins.

Scott: Dude! Meet me at the bar around 8, Julie will be there with Caitlyn.
Cam: The chick with the giant nips that never wears a bra?
Scott: That is cunterect!

cunterect by Beerdude March 12, 2008

cuntcessory 

A cuncessory or cuntcessory's are accessory's used by cunts. Such as make-up, lip stick or otherthings kept in the purse.

"Today, my girlfriend drained my bank account on many cuntcessory's." or "she has way too many cuntcessory's in her purse." or "God that broad loves to cuntcessorize."

cuntcessory by BRoy4MVP June 27, 2009

Cunteeth 

When a old crusty vagina(a cunt) has teeth inside of it to bite off a dick or eat some diner

Well i was going to fuck her, but you shoulda saw the Cunteeth on her

Cunteeth by K-Mc October 26, 2010

cunterbunter 

a vaginal area that looks like a bunt cake, or the other way around.

Woah, that cake looks more like a cunterbunter, it's kinda turning me on.

cunterbunter by lickerbottomnoidontgothatway November 23, 2010