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Cuntfaced 

A jockular, uniquely masculine state of mind induced by binging on alcoholic drinks in a patriarchal social environment, resulting in extremely aggressive behaviour towards both people and objects.
U wot?? U fackin' cunt!! I'm fackin' cuntfaced tonite I fackin' tell thee, u cunt!! Now get the fackin' beers in!!

Gentleman:
Ra ra ra... absolutely... oh and Darling, could you tell Lady Beldeviere I can't make dinner at the estate tonight? I'm getting cuntfaced with the chaps from the Country Club, don't you know what-what.
Lady:
Sweetheart, I don't quite understand that appalling term...
Gentleman:
Just run along now dear.
Cuntfaced by TysonCBeckford May 16, 2006

CutieFace 

Usually what you say to an adorable girl, or a hot guy and your trying too not be like oh baby your hott and stuff.
CutieFaces usually have baby faces and stuff. A relly cute Kid, probly with hair in their face and all sceneed up and stuff.
Aww, Look at you.
Your such a CutieFace.
<3
CutieFace by Lauren.Grr.<3 April 27, 2006

cuntfaced capitalist 

A capitalist; usually with the face of a cunt.
Nike's CEO is, in all probability, a cuntfaced capitalist.

cuntfacedbastard

Expletive reserved for major cunts whose own cuntishness has elevated them above the common or garden cunt. abb. to CFB
Darling - dinner is ready! Coming you cuntfacedbastard!

cuntfacedtwattedlittlebitchwithballs 

"arhh ! shes so annoying ! fuckin cuntfacedtwattedlittlebitchwithballs ! " :@

cuntfaced whore 

michael b.
i hate that cuntfaced whore!
cuntfaced whore by tammy ?? ? March 18, 2009