crip' it

When you park in a disabled spot in a rush, or for any other inconsiderate reason.

Bra1: Dude, Tescos parkin is busy as you like!
Bra2: Just Crip' it son.

by SlaytzGauzeRistoAdz December 9, 2008

Criptastic

Combination of the words Crippled and Fantastic. Referring to someone who is physically disabled and displays a general awesomeness.

That girl over there is totally criptastic!

by AG1987 February 4, 2010

cripsticks

a slang word for crutches

You're on cripsticks again!? You clumsy hoe!

by njsur1786 August 4, 2011

Crapitalism

The tendency of the so-called free market to provide ever decreasing substance at ever increasing costs. The practice may result in short term profit but in the long term erodes public confidence in the product or service in question finally resulting in financial loss...

My television service provides less dependable service and regularly raises rates as the result of Crapitalism.

by Macrobank November 11, 2018

re-cipitation

When a retarded dude/dudette comes and pisses on people from overhead and yells, "It's waining."

"Dude, ya gotta be careful..with all the retards around theres an 80% chance of re-cipitation."

by sideshowsteve April 1, 2009

cripster

a hipster of the christian persuasion. oftentimes secretly slutty, venemous, or closeted.

Man, I was talking about cultivating homemade organic Kombucha with this hot hipster chick and everything was going well until I mentioned gay people. Immediately this pack of cripsters rolled up blasting Kelly Clarkson and she hopped in and sped away, shouting that she'd pray for me.

by coffeecreamer March 14, 2011

Cripitycrop

Cripitycrop is an alternative word for cool. It means that's great or that's sweet.

That trip was so cripitycrop

by Chandler W. December 24, 2008