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cripster

a hipster of the christian persuasion. oftentimes secretly slutty, venemous, or closeted.
Man, I was talking about cultivating homemade organic Kombucha with this hot hipster chick and everything was going well until I mentioned gay people. Immediately this pack of cripsters rolled up blasting Kelly Clarkson and she hopped in and sped away, shouting that she'd pray for me.
by coffeecreamer March 14, 2011
mugGet the cripstermug.

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