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cripster 

A crippled hipster. He thinks you'll buy the get-up and grab that sympathy card, but you know those leg braces are just too ironic.
Yeah, leg braces and everything. Total cripster.
cripster by AgentSAMa November 24, 2010

cripster 

a hipster of the christian persuasion. oftentimes secretly slutty, venemous, or closeted.
Man, I was talking about cultivating homemade organic Kombucha with this hot hipster chick and everything was going well until I mentioned gay people. Immediately this pack of cripsters rolled up blasting Kelly Clarkson and she hopped in and sped away, shouting that she'd pray for me.
cripster by coffeecreamer March 14, 2011

Cripster 

A Hipster who, while trying to pursue Coolness , puts on a Blue gang related/ colored bandanna. This is of course a Portmanteau of the words Hipster and Crip . A Cripster has no affiliation with the Crip gang and is pretty oblivious. this results in laughter and/or getting shot.

This is one of the more rare yet imbecilic forms of Hipster
Cases of this causing Gang violence are unlikely however serious.
"what the hell..."
"YEAH! just look at the Cripster over there. what the HECK are they thinking?"
"haha yeah, Cripsters are funny"
"yeah! i know... but i feel a little sad for them"
Cripster by YoungAuzATL October 9, 2009

Cripster 

A Hipster who, while trying to pursue Coolness , puts on a Blue gang related/ colored bandanna. This is of course a Portmanteau of the words Hipster and Crip . A Cripster has no affiliation with the Crip gang and is pretty oblivious. this results in laughter and/or getting shot.

This is one of the more rare yet imbecilic forms of Hipster
Cases of this causing Gang violence are unlikely however serious.
"what the hell..."
"YEAH! just look at the Cripster over there. what the HECK are they thinking?"
"haha yeah, Cripsters are funny"
"yeah! i know... but i feel a little sad for them"
Cripster by YoungAuzATL October 9, 2009

Gangster Cripster 

The term used to describe certain people Named Tobias L.
Oh! look its Tobias L.
Dont call him that! call him Gangster Cripster
Gangster Cripster by OneQuell April 7, 2021

crapsterbate

the act of taking a crap while masterbating to save time
computer nerds do it most often while taking a break from WOW or halo or any other of that stupid shit
marvin took a break to crapsterbate after four solid hours of unreal tournament
crapsterbate by mr.salty May 28, 2006