Crackalack

A sound from a pimp slap. Watch the Doggy Fizzle Televizzle where Snoop D-O-double Gizzle is Cap'n Pimp. He back hands them and it says "Crackalack", just like in the old Batman & Robin show.

"Crackalack" you just smacked some biatch in the face

by MankShady June 21, 2003

cockblock yourself

In most literal meaning - to subconsciously destroy otherwise smoothly going flirtation (often with just one misused word or sentence) which otherwise could very well end up in sexual intercourse.
As a metaphor - to destroy a chance for something good with silly, easilly avoidable mistake.
Synonym for self-sabotage.

Dude, why do you cockblock yourself constantly? You could've had sex at least three times last week.

by maelith October 27, 2013

clockblocker

One who tends to cockblock others around him in a consistent manner. Much as a clock will never fail to tick, such does this person never fail to cockblock.

Man : Hey, want to go to my house and watch a movie or something?
Girl: Umm, yeah sure let's go righ-
Clockblocker: Yo you baggin it up?
Man: Yo stop being such a clockblocker.

by antlerskettering November 28, 2009

Cockblocker

Someone who prevents other people from having sex.

nick powell is the biggest cockblocker alive.

by cassia;) May 12, 2009

Cockblockerage

Cockblockerage(n): 1. the active engagemant in any or all activity that significantly reduces the chances of or totally eliminates sexual intercourse, 2. a certain skillset that when applied does not allow any reproductive activities under any circumstance, 3. Kids

Your talking to a female and a so called buddy comes by a says hey aren't you married.
Cockblockerage

by mech4fedex August 30, 2009

Cockblocker

Someone who takes or makes themselves obstacles in your way of you getting some action or a person you like or want.

Person 1: I really like Don, do you think I can get him?

Person 2: Mmm... probably but I just smashed him yesterday, sorry.

Person 1: Oh my gosh, you knew I liked him! You're such a cockblocker!!

by Corina Annetta April 12, 2011

mongolian cockblock

A violent cockblock.

"I was chatting up this girl at a party and some dude who liked her straight up Mongolian cockblocked! Tackled me and beat me about the head and shoulders."

by captainsausage July 22, 2008