The Confidence Coefficient

There is a difference between confidant, arrogant and cocky. Confidence is having equal swag and back up potential. Arrogance is having more swag than you back up potential calls for but you can still back it up somewhat. Cocky is when youre a walking bluff with nothing to back it up.
This is called, the Confidence Coefficient.

Denzel Washington is confident.
Kanye West is arrogant
The Situation is cocky.
The confidence coefficient is the separation of these similar words.

by Jcease August 25, 2011

Gay Confidence

A random impulse to act as gay as possible combined with excessively confident and powerful emotions

yass queen, let’s stab a bitch then come out to my family and the entire school! i’m feeling so much gay confidence right now?!

by NateIsntGayISwear October 8, 2019

Burger Confidence

Unwarranted or unjustified confidence in a given situation.

Raymond made a stupid bet because he had that burger confidence.

by How 'bout 'dem apples March 21, 2021

Peer Press Conference

Telling a secret to a well-known gossiper in an effort to spread a piece of news rapidly.

Hey man I heard you were banging that Bolivian girl, way to go!

Yeah I told that gossip queen Shannon about it last week and now its the talk of the town. Gotta love the Peer Press Conference

by AngryFrenchCanadian January 23, 2011

One-man Conference Room

A very small room with a locking door that usually has large gaps in it and a single porcelin seat with water inside. The walls normally are suspended above the floor which also has a large gap to the ceiling. A roll of soft thin paper is almost always supplied in the room. Very often two or more conference rooms of this type are contained in a row next to each other in a larger room that usually has ceramic or tile floors. Rooms of this type are sometimes called a bathroom, restroom, water closet, among other names.

John: I have to take a meeting in the one-man conference room - I do not want to be disturbed.

Joe: Is it a stand-up meeting?

John: No it is a sit-down meeting.

Later...

Joe: How did your meeting go?

John: Negotiations were tough but it all worked out in the end. Of course no job is ever finshed until the paper work is done.

by Paper Pusher October 13, 2011

'Farting with confidence'

Expression. Refers to the moment in time when someone has 'turned a corner' in their recovery from having 'loose motions' or diarrhea. No longer do they have fear of #sharting (soiling pants from farting) and are now able to 'fart...with confidence'.

Q. Are you still sick with diarrhea?

A. Nope. I'm back, 'farting with confidence'!

by psdmccartney March 13, 2019

conference

Smoke weed, but in an enclosed & private area amongst known company & not total strangers. Generally done when participating in a group effort or task. To share a brief 4:20 with a trusted group of friends or associates in a secluded area.

Chris, Adam, Sam, & I are having a backstage conference at NearFest, would you care to join us?

by PirateShip May 30, 2011