Compton Happy Meal

A happy meal box filled with random drugs & paraphernalia

Johnny was so excited when he received a "Compton Happy Meal" that no one ever saw him again!!

by Bucket List February 27, 2011

computer class

the most boring place you can possibly go. nobody understands why we have to go to computer class, because you don't learn anything. the teachers are all retarded, and don't care if you get on urbandictionary.com

"What are you doing?"

"Oh, nothing really, my house is almost as boring as computer class..."

by TatieBug2332 April 5, 2009

Bill Compton

A character in the Sookie Stackhouse book series and the television series True Blood. He is a vampire (changed during the Civil War) living in Bon Temps, Louisiana, during the controversial time when vampires have begun mingling with humans. Falls in love with a human - Sookie Stackhouse, much to the dismay of her friends and family and his vampire mates. Betrays Sookie in the book series, but may have a different fate in the television show.

Bill Compton traits:

-perfect Southern gentleman

-"old-fashioned" dating beliefs

-strikingly good looks (though fans of Eric will disagree)

by ~Ruby~ June 1, 2009

Compton Otter Pop

The act of pissing in or on your own hand and then slapping someone in the face.

After Doug gave him a Compton Otter Pop, Jerry quit drinking and went home.

by aggrobot October 18, 2006

Apple Computer

Company which has created a cult of whiners who don't know how to shut up. Steve Jobs is the leader. Cult members are also known to confuse large price tags and shiny objects with good value.

Apple Computer cult members make me want to burn Apple products.

by c0re_M August 25, 2008

computerror

B movies in the early 90s, when computers and the internet first debuted, the portrayal of cyberterrorists using computers to do ruin lives and take over the world.

"Man, that evil villain sure is bringing the computerror!" Tulip told Jesse.

by Tulip O'Hare August 20, 2007

computer without a condom

When you run your computer using any malware protection such as anti virus and dont use any firewalls.

Peter: I ran my computer without a condom and it picked up some nasty stds(viruses).
Dan: Why dont you use anti virus?
Peter: Because it uses too much system resources and I can just format my computer anyways

by Pro-Intel May 29, 2008