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Commando

(v.) To not wear underwear. The origins for this are either "out in the open" or "ready for action". Maybe others.


(n.) A non-stop arnie movie with him jumping from an aeroplance, overturning a porsche, and killing entire armies without a scratch. Far from his best (terminator series, predator and jingle all the way), but better than that cold heat one.
I'm going commando-be afraid- I may bugger you


Ahm gooweeng co-MANDU, be Afreed, I may kill your ahmies.
by Gumba Gumba May 24, 2004
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comment awards

hello people from youtube whomst'dve were as bored as i am
wow, you watch comment awards too?

yes. i too am not ever seen bobs
by Private_obvious November 13, 2017
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Yahoo Comments

The comments that are found at the bottom of every article written by Yahoo Staff. In this section, you would expect to see feedback RELEVANT to the article that was intelligent and constructive. But like any comments section on any website these days, it is polluted by the usual suspects:

1. The Critic: The person who instead of critiquing the article, attacks the writer and their abilities. Comments like these are generally common towards Yahoo writer Chris Chase.

2. The Political Nut Job: These ones I hate the most. It is the guy/girl who turns an article that is completely unrelated to politics, and works up some conspiracy involving the article subject and one or more of the following: 9/11, George W. Bush, Obama, Republicans, Democrats, Tea Party, The Economy, Health care reform, Tax-Cuts,etc,etc...you get the idea

3. The Racist: Usually tries to associate the subject matter into some form of racism (Usually involving Obama too).

4. Spam: Close to 25% of Yahoo's comments anymore. Usually deal with date sites, crappy porno sites, etc.

5. The Illegible Writer: This one is just annoying as fuck. Someone who writes a comment which could have potential, but is marred by the god-awful grammar. And I'm not just talking about things like using "u" instead of you.
Some typical examples of Yahoo Comments:

1. The only thing worse than this economy is Yahoo's writers.

2. Well its very touching that the soldier was re-united with his wife, but it would've have happened if George Bush didn't send us to Iraq. He's the true criminal in all this! He staged 9/11 and planned for our economy to fail.

3. Yo man that's straight up racist man! Just another example of the white man keeping us down.

4. OMG I'm like 26 years old and hot, sexy, and single. I just met this guy through www.datenow.com VERY EASY to use and you will meet your soulmate within a click of your mouse!

5. liek i wuz ageein wit wut he sayd butt i beleeve that tacts cuts r gr8t 4 the economy
by WackyJack December 10, 2010
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Washington Commanders

The lame new name for the Washington Football Team formerly known as the Washington Redskins
The Washington Commanders are result of pansy ass woke liberal pussies who get offended by everything. Don't be surprised if the KC Chiefs end up having to change their mascot too
by a frustrated sports fan February 6, 2022
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Comment Awards

Where Cowbelly steals memes and puts them on YouTube.
Carl* makes funny meme

Cowbelly* runs to Carl"s house and murders him he then proceeds back to his apartment in club penguin and posts it on his YouTube channel called Comment Awards
by LOLdoggamer April 4, 2018
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Commando-Style

Commando-Style (or to go commando) is the act of not wearing underwear under one's outer clothing. This phenomenon is also referred to as freeballing (in the case of men not wearing underwear) and freebuffing (in the case of women not wearing underwear).

Commando-Style has its many advantages such as the comfort it provides since the restrictive and tight sensation of underwear is eliminated (view is relative to the one doing it), there is greater mobility for the genitalia, and it’s also recognized with playful sexual behavior.

Not wearing underwear is said to have certain benefits. Wearing no underwear while sleeping can have significant benefits to the vulva. It is also said that tight underwear decreases sperm count in men, and it is recommended to wear more loose fitting clothing around the genitals.
Alright girls we gonna go commando-style. Everybody take off your tops.

C-Note, from "Who's Your Caddy?"
by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant January 11, 2008
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Text Commandments

1) If thou receives a text that has been replied from a text that he or she sent an hour or more ago, thou is not obligated to reply.
2)Thou shalt not text asking a friend for someone else's number.
3) If you send a text, and the receiver does not reply after a long period of time, thou is not supposed to send another text.
4)Thou shalt not use text to talk unholy smack to another human being over the phone, only to act like it never happened the next day
5)If thou receives a long text from a friend or associate thou is not supposed to reply with just a "Lol","K" or "Oh"
6)If thou receives a text from the wrong number, thou should not be rude about the sender using the wrong number, but politely tell them they have the wrong number
7)If the sender insist that they have the right number, thou will receive the right to tell them off rudely.
8)If thou receives a text from an ex's friend saying that they're going to kick your ass, thou must stand firm against the offender and challenge him/her to a duel.
9)If thou is in a textual argument with another, thou will not make a friend/family member text/call the opponent because thou is to much of a pussy.
10)Thou shalt NEVER break up with and or get together with another human being over the phone.
Richard's life was in ruin because he did not follow the Text Commandments
by Mocoholi October 19, 2010
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