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yukon rockslide

Deriving sexual pleasure from having your leg stuck in a bear trap whilst getting punched in the face
Damn, I got yukon rockslide'd earlier today
by Hanneee February 27, 2018
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Yukon Rockslide

Sex position that allows one to ejaculate. The position itself requires one’s leg to be trapped in a bear trap and to be consistently punched by their significant other.
Husband: Hey honey, what’s that bear trap for?

Wife: Oh it’s for when we do the Yukon Rockslide later tonight!
by Redditsalvager May 8, 2018
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cocksmile

Person who exhibits a certain flair for causing wordfagotryword. Cocksmiles are usually very arrogant, believeg themselves to be right on every matter. Most often they are not. A cocksmile will stop at nothing to get your girlfriend drunk and let 89 black guys have sex with her, and when confronted about it, will surely try and place blame on someone else. Cocksmiles couldn't fight to save their lives.
var., adj.: cocksmilian. having to do with cocksmiles and their behavior.
That fucking cocksmile stole my parking spot, and laughed about it until I beat his ass.

Stop this cocksmilian wordfagotryword at once.
by bastard November 27, 2002
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cockswidth

a small unit of distance - approximately the width of an average cock. but not as small as a cunt-hair.
Hey Joe, move that beam a cockswidth or two to the left. I just barely squeezed my car through that gap by a cockswidth. Tim Whalen did not invent the word "cockswidth".
by catshitlipstick December 9, 2013
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cocksie

Using the same idea as a Selfie but not a picture of your face, a picture of your own penis in it's full entirety with pride and glory.

Typically, taking a picture of your own penis and posting it online, that's a Cocksie. Perhaps for Charitable causes or just for fun to share with your friends!
Why does my willy look small in a Cocksie?

John, can do me a favor and take my Cocksie.
(Facebook post): Here's my Cocksie for Cancer Awareness
Best thing not to do after a first date mate, is send her a Cocksie!
by londonboi April 17, 2014
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Cockgliding

When a slutty individual decides its cheaper to travel throughout the world by sleeping (having sex) with strangers rather than pay for hotel or hostel fees.
Lisa went cockgliding all across Europe and saved lots of money on hotel fees.
by Shorty Crunk February 3, 2017
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Cockriders

A person or persons that fanboy a specific media, person, or other.
These cockriders really love kojima’s to death.
by Wannabe Asian man March 5, 2018
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