Choke

To fuck so aggressively to the point at which you can barely breath

Dang, I just wanna get choked right now

by No one did it right October 30, 2020

choke a donkey

1. when you take a crap, and shit enough that it fills the bowl
2. a thick, massive turd the size of a footlong sub, that leaves you feeling like you got dry fucked by a frieght train

"I got a crap on deck that could choke a donkey" Fat bastard
Austin powers II

by mr hankie June 17, 2006

Chokester

A person who tries his hardest, but always comes up short.

Hey Martin. You are the biggest chokester I have ever met. Maybe next year.

by Jay-money April 27, 2014

Choke On The Main Stage

When one is unable to perform a task or function properly due to stress or being nervous; choking, but on a much greater scale with higher stakes at hand.

Guy 1: Hey, what happened when you were talking to that girl? You just froze up.

Guy 2: Yeah, I know. When it comes to talking to girls, I just choke on the main stage.

by MDog632 July 19, 2016

choke the pope

Male masturbation.

I totally choke the pope in the bathroom of Marlboro Market like all the time. I stare myself in the eyes and wonder if my boss can hear my pleasure sighs..?

by Lord Cohliani May 29, 2018

chokey wanky

When playing charades and trying to convey Auto erotic asphyxiation but relaying the answer as Chokey Wanky

Richard did so much chokey wanky last night he went blue in the face.

by ALEXOUS1 June 10, 2018

gila choke

a hold that restricts the breathing of a victim by applying pressure on the windpipe and the nerves surrounding it. this act is carried out by use of a gila monster and is widely outlawed in social situations except as a punishment for stupidity. made famous by the great Bishop Bana. always coming from behind and usually by surprise, once it is locked in...may god have mercy on you.

"Here comes a gila choke!"

by Eric (bishop bana) Edstrom November 3, 2007