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Catholic Left 

Most of todays Catholics. They typically care more about Truth than traditions. They care more about Charity than Dogma. They often except beliefs such as Universalism, and salvation to animals. They try to live their lives as Jesus did, out of love, not fear. Most of the most Charitable Catholics had some pretty unorthodox positions. Many ignore all the stupid rules regarding contraceptions. Many believe in female clergy and the ability to marry. They admitt that the Catholic Church did some pretty evil things, and dont try to justify them or cover them up. They are willing to admitt any errors. They are typically pretty tolerant of Protestants and non-Christians. They believe in separation of Church and state.
Mother Theresa could be considered a Catholic Left, since she never sought to convert anyone, but make them a better Hindu, Buddhist, or Muslim. However she was one of the most Charitable and kind women.

St. Francis could be seen as a Catholic Left, because he showed kindness to Animals, despite the fact that most orthodox theologians such as Augustine and Aquintas believed that animals had no souls.

Pope John Paul II could also be seen as a Catholic Left, because he apologized for the burning of heretics, the Crusades, and false heresies such as the Gallileo "Heresy". He also enforced dialogues with other world religions.

St. Julian of Norwich could also be seen as a Catholic Left, considering she had a vision of Jesus who explained that there was a higher purpose of hell for redemption, and that in the end, all will be well.(She asked about those who never heard of Jesus). Many scholars believe she was a Universalist.
Catholic Left by Jones1423 May 12, 2010

Catholic Priest 

Don't send your kids to a catholic church unless you want their asshole enlarged to the size of a shower drain. The priest will deny that they rape kids but they do.
Father: Son why are you limping
Son: I just got back from Church and father Rodney wanted to tell me some dumb shit that god told him but in a dark and concealed back room
Father: God damn it that filthy catholic priest raping kids and shit

catholic handjob 

The act of being masturbated and then before reaching climax the masturbator stops, sometimes in order to satisfy religious reasons of pre maritial pleasure and sometimes just becasue the woman is a lazy bitch
Wendy was so drunk that she started to jack me off but she fell asleep half way through so it ended up being a catholic handjob!

Catholic rounding

When a Catholic priest encounters a person younger than them they apply the "Catholic rounding" technique to determine if they are of an "acceptable" age.

1. Determine your minimum "acceptable" partner age via the Half plus seven (HPS) rule.
2. If the person's age is less than the HPS result, but greater than or equal to the legal age of consent (LAC) in your country, apply Catholic rounding using the following formula:

Acceptable age = LAC

3. If the person's age is less than the HPS result and less than the LAC, apply the following:

Acceptable age = Person's age
She seems too young for me Father.
Well, have you tried Catholic rounding?
Much better, thanks! See you next Sunday.

catholic thussy 

God-fearing-Bible-reading-Pope-revering They/Them Pussy
Bro I've got Catholic Thussy on the mind rn
catholic thussy by Adhdsqurrel August 5, 2022

Catholic Cleanup

After juicy wet sex, and your wiener is covered in cum and juices, the Catholic girl you’re fucking will then suck your dick to clean it up for you :)
Bro she gave me the best Catholic cleanup last night! She’s such a nasty little slut, I love her so much!!!
Catholic Cleanup by Badboy4lyf November 30, 2022