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urban dictionary

A website that doesn't post your funny ha ha words because they don't know comedy and are gay

Urban Dictionary Email: Your funny Ethan definition was not posted

Me: Fuck you your gay

by xxCakeLordxx May 29, 2020

Catholic Priest

Don't send your kids to a catholic church unless you want their asshole enlarged to the size of a shower drain. The priest will deny that they rape kids but they do.

Father: Son why are you limping
Son: I just got back from Church and father Rodney wanted to tell me some dumb shit that god told him but in a dark and concealed back room
Father: God damn it that filthy catholic priest raping kids and shit

by xxCakeLordxx May 29, 2020