food canoes

human feces that is floating

And, thats what happened. I shat standing up in the Carribbean Ocean while flirting and hugging a naked hot girl. The funny thing about pooping in the ocean is that crap floats. I could feel the turds tugging up when they were still attached, and every time I cut free a candy bar it floated to the surface. This is when I would push her or tackle her. I was herding her against the current of my fleet of food canoes.

by Torgo Rouzdouer July 27, 2008

canoodle

A most rare house pet resulting from the successful breeding of a poodle with a maine coon cat that has a fat frizzy ringed fluffy tail, hardly sheds, and keeps a pissed off arrogant attitude.

Your canoodle just stole the pizza right off my plate!

by Hyperthrive December 8, 2018

Canoot

(can-oot) - A tropical bird that lives in the depths of brain dysfunctions, caused by marijuana consumption, that is believed to have cannabis feathers. Has similarities some-what of an owl.

"It's a green and purple weed owl dude, common."

"I saw a magnificent Canoot when I took my twenty-third hit of a fat blunt."

- Josh

by RighteousRissa August 5, 2010

caboose

the rookie of the blue team, also, the funniest character in the entire series

Tucker: whats that huge thing?
Caboose: Thats church.
church: He means the ship caboose!

by alec4231 April 9, 2008

capoosh

an extremely dumb, person. most often they do not know the meaning of the word capisci.

Michael wouldn't understand; he's a capoosh.

by shelby lauren January 18, 2008

deuce caboose

The deuce caboose is a quite humorus term refering to the toilet and defacating, dropping a deuce.

"Dude, that mexican food went right through me! When I got home I headed straight for the deuce caboose and dropped one, wait I mean two!

by Dustin Crew November 23, 2007

Caboose Slag

Any female that frequents the scumfuck bar The Loose Caboose (The Loose Asshole) in Lafayette, Louisiana.

Typically a college-aged female, but not necesarily college student, who listens to nu metal, has tribal tattoo(s), still wears the same Jncos bought from Gadzooks in 97', and has a myriad of issues that require her to take depakote or some other crazy person medication.

by POND SCUM October 1, 2004