cockmonster

A person or thing who can consume penis type objects at higher rates than cockpeasants.

Frank is a cockmonster look at that fat fucker eat!

by Amanada G. thats right Amanda G! January 29, 2003

Cockmoss

A mysterious lichen that grows from the base up along the length of some rather unwashed male cocks. It is thought to be caused due to repeated contact between the penis and couch cushions, or possibly contact with the vagina of a femenazi.

Joey: *fucks couch*
Dema: Hi joey!
Joey: *fucks dema*
Dema: What is that delicious-looking lichen growing on your cock?
Joey: SHUT UP FAG

by Katsudo July 1, 2003

cockmonkey

A person who does (nonetheless it may be important work) less than strategic work, simple labor-intensive tasks like painting, cleaning, laundry.

Hotel maid Jennifer Lopez is unable to get the leading man politician to even look at her as long as she's simply "the help" (a cockmonkey) in "Maid in Manhattan" (2002).

by Pope M August 26, 2007

cockmonger

1. To horde cock for one's self

Logan is a cockmonger.

by Nate AKA Jesus November 10, 2008

cockmouther

Someone who is keen on mouthing cocks. He or she who is self proclaimed or even suspected of enjoying a penis in the mouth or even on the lips with only a threat of oral entry.

Sara: Yeah I think he was ready to give up on me until he found out I was a cockmouther. Hey pal get your fucking calogne selling ass off my fucking property you fucking cockmouther mother fucker!!!!!

by The Blind Inventor March 7, 2008

Cacknoob

A useless new player

cack = cr*p

noob = new player

ahh man that guy doesnt know anything, hes a cacknoob

by Bornugly April 6, 2009

cockmonkey

cockymonkey: Grade A++ asshole. Probably kills babies in their free time. Most likely a decedent of Hitler. Or maybe the Anti-Christ himself.

Guy1: I think that The Dark Knight is a pretty trash movie.
Guy2: You're a motherfucking Cockmonkey!!!!

by satchman51 December 17, 2017