Verified Bumpkin

That one internet guy people know. Caused the start of World war 5.

You are such a Verified Bumpkin.

by VerifiedCrims0n July 1, 2022

bumpkin

a resident of Roblin, MB, Canada

Those country bumpkins in Roblin sure know how to throw a tractor pull and pumpkin festival!

by anooneemooose September 7, 2022

Cum Bumpkin

An alternative name for the Engineer from Team Fortress 2

"My favorite class is the Cum Bumpkin"

"I'm going to dress up as Cum Bumpkin for Halloween!"

by fnaf1012 October 3, 2022

Bumpkin

Giving a homeless man a blowjob while he takes a shit. Similar to a blumpkin, but the receiver has to be panhandling while getting blown.

Trent stopped by the soup kitchen today and gave a few bumpkins to cheer the hobos up!

by Frank Poncherello February 27, 2023

Crusty Bumpkin

Hollie Boukadakis

Quit being such a crusty bumpkin.

by Faggotsrgay April 29, 2019

Suburban Bumpkin

A person from the suburbs that is unsophisticated and knows nothing about the country. Slightly more tolerable than a cidiot.

“My suburban bumpkin of a cousin came up for the weekend and thought chocolate milk came from brown cows.

by that country kid March 3, 2021

Bumpkin Rumpkins

Large ogre-like goblinoids that throw shit.

"Those damn Bumpkin Rumpkins upsets me pop pops."

by Ashcloud99 March 4, 2023