shit blizzard

when bad things happen all at once, a very bad winter storm,

dorthy road in on a big old shit blizzard

by kalisz June 14, 2010

brown blizzard

The reaction that occurs after drinking four shots of expesso on an empty stomach.

I drank so much expresso I got a brown blizzard and had to change my pants.

by brownbomber88 April 11, 2014

blizzard buddy

A bootycall used during large snowstorms.

They're calling for 10 inches of snow tomorrow. Better get a blizzard buddy

by witty08 October 6, 2016

jamacain blizzard

When a girl performs oral sex on a man,and he ejaculates in her mouth, she stands up and suprises the man by blowing all of his jizz over his face

oh you sexy whore that was such a good gobbie!!
Ahhhhhhhhh wtf are you doing!!!?????
Prostitute: honey, thats the jamacain blizzard, that will be an extra 50bucks

by te anau boy April 13, 2015

DQ Blizzard

A common occurrence wherein the male ejaculates into a woman’s vagina and the semen fails to fall out of said vagina. Name derives from the Dairy Queen gimic where the employee briefly holds the customer’s Blizzard upside down just because they can.

Nut so thicc that ho got a DQ Blizzard instead of a creampie

by ColdNThicc March 5, 2019

Blizzard Blast

When you Cum up a lucky ladies arse, but then she regrettably farts and sprays you with said ejaculate

"John, what's that white and brown residue in your hair"?
John - The bitch I boned before Blizzard Blasted my Jizz out of her arse, and some arse cheddar musta' stuck to it

by BaldyMcSlaphead October 9, 2018

Blizzard Entertainment

The Main company that controll World Of Warcraft Meaning its these guys who steal your money so you can live a life of being an orc.

Person - Hello Tim
Tim (WoW Player) - ZOMG! Lvl 69, nearly at the max level.....
Person - You have been playing that for 3 days, how you paying your bills?
Tim - Who needs bills when you have a lvl 69 mage which can make fire and cook stuff
Person - Hmmm, How you getting money?
Tim - Monsters
Person - I mean in real life?
Tim - WoW is my real life....Blizzard Entertainment is my god
Person - Ok.....*Runs*

by Coolcon2000 August 20, 2007