Blinker

The act of ditching an unattractive date. coined by the Situation of the hit show Jersey Shore.

Dude i pulled a blinker on those two grenades but they followed me to the car.

by whorescoredaylord August 15, 2011

Blinker scan

The act of trying to find two or more cars with the same blinker speeds at a stop light.

That Ford and that Chevy over there have their blinkers going at the same speed. I caught it on my blinker scan!

by Whipnwhap! December 11, 2009

blinker creeper

The driver in front of you, during rush-hour no doubt, who creeps at 10 mph trying to get the best postion to exit the off ramp. Typically this driver ends up running out of options and stops, in your lane, until someone let's him in.

OMG this blinker creeper is such an ass. 3 people have given him a chance to merge onto the off ramp but he keeps going----at 10 mile an hour. Just Go!

by Blame Ceiling Hue July 3, 2010

Blinker

A electronic automotive device for signaling that was overlooked and forgotten by both engineers and drivers on BMW vehicles.

That fucking idiot in the BMW is incapable of using his Blinker!

by The Box Slayer April 23, 2018

Blinker

A special tool to show people where you are going.

Fucking dumbass didnt use his blinker.

by pseudonym real name February 14, 2018

blinker down

When you are too stupid to know the difference between left and right. Therefore referring to left turns as “blinker down”, like driving a vehicle.

“Blinker down” at the next stop sign.

by Tittytwisterd April 10, 2022

Blinker

Someone who is not paying attention to things and misses out.

That guy missed a huge opportunity. What a fucking blinker!

by notablinker September 26, 2022