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douche armada

A group of 4 or more douchebags
A group of guidos walk into a bar...

Oh man, looks like the douche armada has just arrived.
by xWaRpeDx October 25, 2010
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David Bowie's Armadillo

A obscure sexual move popularized by repeated viewings of the 1986 film "Labyrinth". It entails dressing up as David Bowie's character Jareth, from the film, and attaching brown dildos (length must exceed 7 inches but be no longer than 13) to the articulatio radiocarpea of both arms. While penetrating both the anus and vagina, "Jareth" must sing "Magic Dance" with the receiving partner singing the goblins' parts. If available, cocaine (slime and snails or puppy dogs' tails are popular substitutes) should be snorted off the lower back of the receiver. This second act is, of course, referred to as a "Lady Stardust".
Nathan: Hey what'd you get Aniston for her birthday?

Aaron: Got her David Bowie's Armadillo and some Lady Stardust bro.

Nathan: Damn that's nasty as fuck my man!

Aaron: Stardust is a hell of a drug.
by Ziggy Cumdust January 12, 2011
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Arfmann

Definition 1: A funny clumsy mistake.

Definition 2: A disobedient action.

Definition 3: A funny disobedient person

Almost always used in the phrase, "pulled off an Arfmann" or in its variations for definitions 1 and 2.
Example of Definition 1:

Person 1: Haha he tripped over the chair and knocked down the boss's bookshelf!
Person 2: He sure pulled off an Arfmann!

Example of Definition 2:

Person 1: Stop talking! We're trying to watch a movie over here!
Person 2: No! I'll talk all I want!
Person 1: Stop it! You're pulling off an Arfmann!

Example of Definition 3:

Person 1: I fell of my chair and slapped the teacher! Wasn't that funny?
Person 2: No, stop trying to be an Arfmann. You're not an Arfmann and you'll never be one!
by Z-Shot June 15, 2009
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armageddopause

n. — The awkward transition time, after being frenzied about one ridiculous End of the World prediction that doesn’t happen, before trying to build up excitement for the next.
Between the Christian May 21st 2011, and the Mayan December 21st 2012, we're in armageddopause.

False prophet Harold Camping went into armageddopause after his EotW prediction in 1994, but now he's back at it for 2011!
by NotJesus ButHaySoos July 9, 2011
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armaando

A little man who's nose is bigger than his body. If you don't hold his hand in a crowd he WILL get lost and walked over
Oh no! I gave birth to an Armaando.
by weenie boi April 12, 2017
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arimael

Cool guy who likes memes and anime and very unique
Wow is that an Arimael?!
by Kinker A July 18, 2017
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Arima Kishou

A beautiful man from tokyo ghoul who deserved better and needs more love.
God, I just really love Arima Kishou he is so caring and amazing.
by SpicyHo July 16, 2018
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