ackers

Ackers came from the famous incestuous event in Austria, many years ago. His father/uncle/brother thought he had "died", and said to have burned the body. However, what happened was he was dumped in a river, and using his webbed freakish feet, waded and swam to England. Fishermen caught him, and attempted to sell him, thinking he was a rare and new type of fish. Then they found out he was just retarded, and stuck him in a bun and tried feeding him to a fat woman, who shit him out 3 weeks later.

"Have you seen the new retarded kid in school?"
"Yeah, he looks like Ackers."
"lol."

by Kat with a C. May 6, 2008

Mikasa Ackerman

Synonym of simp.

Confesses her love to her brother and gets friendzoned lol
But still the best anime character of all time
I love her <3
She's hot.

Person 1: Is that Mikasa Ackerman?
Person 2: Oh, do you mean the simp that got rejected by her brother?
Misty: *Slaps Person 2*

by MistySprinkl3r September 12, 2021

Levi Ackerman

Leader of the scout regiment in Attack on titan. Hes supposed to be in his 30s even though hes like 5 feet tall. Might not wanna act up infront of him because hes a feisty little shit. Hes most peoples favorite character but in my opinion Armin Arlert is far superior because Armin is a cute little bean and Levi is just a grumpy asshole

Person one: "Whos that grumpy looking looking asshole over there?"

Person two: "Oh thats just Levi Ackerman

by Fat stank December 5, 2020

ackermanfuck

bff. swag and sick almost mutual hopefully. so very cool

ackermanfuck is bff

by lipbitelawliet April 2, 2021

levi ackerman

a lowkey ugly short 30 year old dude that teen girls simp over

most simps stopped simping for him after they saw the season 4 design, how unloyal

omg bro that dude is 5’2 and mildly attractive it’s totally levi ackerman

by lil sharty December 2, 2020

Mikasa Ackerman

Synonym for simp.

Guy 1: I always do good things for my crush, like helping her with homework, doing errands for her, respecting her and etc and still she friendzoned me.

Guy 2: Stop being such a Mikasa Ackerman.

by Saitama 777 March 16, 2021

ackermansarebae

U CANT TELL ME U DONT LOVE HER🤤🤤🤤 no but fr she is so nice AND SHE PRETTY, anyways she likes AOT and she thinks cats > dogs 😍😍😍😍😍

ackermansarebae is better then everyone I know irl 🤕

by Tit piss March 18, 2021