Wedding Fight Fuel 

The exact definition for the act of taking straight shots of single malt scotch. This does not have to be at a wedding, however it will ultimately result in a similar experience for the drinker and any other humans or fixed objects within their vicinity.

José: "Hey Pablo, why did Jimmy get arrested over the weekend?"
Jimmy: "Well he bellyflopped into a wedding cake, was grinding up on the bride and beat up the DJ."
José: "Must have been all that Wedding Fight Fuel he was doing during the ceremony in the morning."

Wedding Fight Fuel by synergie March 31, 2020

wedding sex pyramid 

From the series premier of Lovesick: the rank ordering of hookups at a wedding where the Vicar is at the top of the pyramid and the Maid of Honor comes in at second place.

I banged the caterer. I think that's third place on the wedding sex pyramid.

wedding sex pyramid by PDXTabs March 12, 2021

Wedding Vindaloop 

When one is caught in a continuous circle of time regarding a wedding that has yet to happen for many years.

Bridezilla has been talking about her wedding to be for years on end. She is caught in a Wedding Vindaloop

Wedding Vindaloop by PastorMan August 5, 2021

Wedding Drink 

When two or more people airlock their arms make direct eye contact and sip of beverage in unison, as a newly married couple may do at their wedding.

Jeff Kurt, America’s Sweetheart, invented the wedding drink.

Wedding Drink by Jeff Kurt October 12, 2021

wedding cone 

An obviously conical millitary grade traffic apparatus, that i sloppily spray painted white and deemed it fit for the title of wedding cone,clearly informing it that with great power comes great responsibility, and with great responsibility comes the ever present threat of chains dragging across the floor of your new psychreatic chamber while you are trying to fall asleep.

Hey you antwon, im about to get married, and I need to borrow your wedding cone.

I would, but im making urine cakes.

wedding cone by ellsworthtoohey July 26, 2011

Wedding Ring 

The semen left on the hand of your partner after a hand job.

She went to wash her hands. I gave her a nice wedding ring.

Wedding Ring by Freddie February 21, 2005

wedding tackle 

A classy term to reference the entirety of one's manhood. The term includes the penis, scrotum and BOTH testicles; however it is acceptable to still use the term in the instance one may have just a single testicle.

Steven used his wedding tackle so many times before the honeymoon ended, Martha was afraid it was permanently damaged!

wedding tackle by Sunyshine September 14, 2019