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Wedding Mouse

A tampon that was thrown across the room in a fit of passion during one's wedding night only to be found a year (or more) later and mistaken for the decaying corpse of a mouse.
Uncle Smelly jumped at the sight of the wedding mouse in terror, only realizing it was their own.
by kaielforawhile March 25, 2021
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courthouse wedding

A wedding that is often without a large ceremony, if any, and held inside a courthouse. Usually done when both people are poor. This amounts to both parties just signing the marriage documents.
"Jill and I are having a courthouse wedding because we're poor."
by Dioxylin July 12, 2017
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The Wedding Ring.

To clean out your foreskin and throw the nasty in a girls mouth.
Hey man that girl likes when i give her the wedding ring.
by DeLarsh January 14, 2009
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Web-Wed

When two (teen) girls get married to each other on Facebook because they're best friends.
OR
When a girl marries her guy friend on Facebook when they're not in a real relationship (and she wants to friend zone him.)
Kid- Yo is Amy a lesbian?? It says she's married to another girl on Facebook!

Friend- Nah man, they're just web-wed
by LanaDelJane November 25, 2013
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Wedding guy

wedding guys a group of single guys who attend a wedding just looking for a good time
Dave the wedding guys are moving near your sister.
by Lew2016 October 24, 2016
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Wedding Envy

When a chick tells a guy she loves him, but the truth is her best friend(s) are getting married and she feels left out.
John: "But you said you loved me."
Suzy: "It was just a period of wedding envy, now go away."
by mr. magoo knows things November 24, 2009
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Wedding Walker

A rude person, or persons (wedding walkers) that leave in the middle of a wedding ceremony or reception due to a poor attitude toward the event.
Or, with the intention of making a scene when they arrived to ruin a happy occasion.
Did you see those people leaving the reception abruptly after complaining about the seating arrangements? Oh yeah, they are Wedding Walkers. They probably planned to anyway.
by Johnny Bats December 13, 2012
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