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An obviously conical millitary grade traffic apparatus, that i sloppily spray painted white and deemed it fit for the title of wedding cone,clearly informing it that with great power comes great responsibility, and with great responsibility comes the ever present threat of chains dragging across the floor of your new psychreatic chamber while you are trying to fall asleep.
Hey you antwon, im about to get married, and I need to borrow your wedding cone.

I would, but im making urine cakes.
by ellsworthtoohey July 26, 2011
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