Flatter than a witch's tit

Adjective. Extremely flat. A witch is traditionally considered not to be the model of fertility and, as such to be less than buxom.

Norfolk is a very windy county but that is not surprising -it is flatter than a witch's tit.
I turned the key but, having left the radio on all night the battery was as flat as a witch's tit.

by McCririck's unlucky Laundress October 2, 2005

WITC

1. W.I.T.C. (Weeping In The Cube). The act of an eruption of laughter, occurring at work, usually in a cubicle. This is often, but not strictly limited to, related to youtube videos, kanye west meme, or the Mets 2009 season.

(gchat conversation)

John: last night i was on the internet and i saw these pictures of this couple. and they were having SEX

Josh: hahahahaha, WITC

by TonyClifton38 October 7, 2009

Witch-Crow

A Witch-Crow is of a female gender, usually referring to an older woman ( 40+). She is always the bearer of bad news and her mere presence brings a negative and pessimistic vibe.

The Witch-Crow has long acrylic nails, her favorite colour is usually purple or red. They tend to have a high pitched crow-like voice that pierces the ears of young adolescence.

NOTE: Do not be fooled when a Witch-Crow is 'crying' or pretending to have feelings... this is part of their plan to trap you.

The Witch-Crow is home, quick where should we go?

"Clean the house idiots", yells the witchcrow.

by enidohr September 20, 2011

witch's fart

the smell of a low quality lager

When I opened up that bottle of Hite, it smelled like a witch's fart.

by aishibai February 9, 2014

witch snicker

A particularly bushy vagina

I was going to go down on her, but she had real witch snicker.

by troy tanning June 19, 2020

witchfist

Jerking a guy off with ice cold hands.

Witchfist is the best way to never have to perform a second hand job.

by Camp Dirty October 2, 2020

witchtrip

another word or manhunt or witchhunt

I'm surprised people use manhunt instead of witchtrip

by 17703 April 13, 2021