Voltron

A show that will mess with your heart strings until all that's left is expensive merch and ships that will probably never happen

Fall in love with a cast of characters which have all contemplate suicide and two of the characters have already attempted.

A show that kills of it's gays and has the best/worst fandom in the world.

Thing 1: Oh hey, have you seen Voltron?

Thing 2: Oh yeah, I binged all 65 episodes/ 7 seasons (that were out at the time of the writing of this definition) in the span of an hour, surviving off of the sheer hope that Keith won't die and that Lance turns out to be bi. I have spent my whole life savings on posters, t-shirts, pins, and whatever else they sell.Stress is currently my caffeine, fight me.

Thing 1: *backs away slowly*

by I'mJustTryingToEnjoyTheShowWit October 8, 2018

Cocaine Voltron

A group orgy involving the use of cocaine. There comes a point when everyone meshes together and becomes one.

When we go to Vegas next year we're going to form a Cocaine Voltron.

by Bryter August 28, 2012

Volgograd

The current name for the city of Stalingrad. it was renamed in 1961 after the river Volga, which runs through it. Nikita Khrushchev renamed it as part of his "de-stalinization" of the USSR.

The great city of Stalingrad was renamed Volgograd.

by DUH_13 June 16, 2010

voldemorting

When one, or preferably many, muggles dressed as Lord Voldemort simultaneously reign terror at an event and sufficiently disturb the peace of said event. Any form of Voldemort is fair game. Voldemorts are often found screaming unforgiveable curses (especially crucio) at women, children, and mudbloods.

Six of my buddies and I were voldemorting the shit out of my cousin's wedding last weekend. Poor bride's maids didn't stand a chance against my cruciatus curse, and I think Tom Riddle may have killed that adorable ring bearer.

by Ol' Voldy July 15, 2011

Voldy

A nickname that Voldemort, the villain of the Harry Potter series, has earned from the large fan base. It's usually used in Voldemort-related humour.

Awww, poor Voldy, all that work and "haha too bad", no Philosopher's Stone!

by Lit. December 26, 2007

Volcanic Diarrhea

The combination of explosive diarrhea and bloody diarrhea, and an incredible hot feeling. Given the name Volcanic Diarrhea because when the blood and shit are mixed together it makes for a magma/lava looking substance. Also because the poop is so hot, that it feels like lava is shooting out of your anus. It normally results in heavy crying due to the pain in your rectum, and ends with a long shower.

Some severe cases also contain you calling your loved ones and telling them you might not make it.

Person 1: Hey why did you miss my wedding? You were supposed to be my best man!
Person 2: I had volcanic diarrhea for 6 hours.
Person 1: Oh my god I'm sorry, is there anything I can do to help?
Person 2: Yes, if I ever suggest having Taco Bell again, beat me within an inch of my life.
Person 1: Will do.

by JuggaLotus12 August 14, 2010

Volume OCD

The disorder in which the volume of the television or computer must be a multiple of 5, (or sometimes just even or just odd numbers). If it is not on the preferred volume the person may get stressed, or agitated and will go out of their way to get the volume on their preferred number. They will do this in every environment, whether its in a public place or at someone else's house. People like to joke about it by putting the volume on '31' not '30' and then leaving the room... to these people I would like to say... I hate you.

At a friend's house, friend's Dad turns volume to 46... Person gets up, gets the remote, and turns it down 1.
*Whole family looks at you with confusion*
this is Volume OCD

by yo1234 October 26, 2013