titos tornado

Taking a pull of titos from the bottle followed by placing one's head on a baseball bat and spinning in a circle for 30 seconds then taking another pull of titos. Usually done by someone who had lost a bet

"Who ever loses this bet needs to do a titos tornado."

"I don’t want to do a titos tornado, they're the worst"

by Lofabread November 27, 2021

titomi

THE BET MOTHERFUCKER THERE IS. YOU WOULD DIE WITHOUT THIS BITCH. HE MAKES YOU LAUGH SO HARD YOUR INTESTINES WOULD FALL OUT. IF THERE IS NO TITOMI IN YOUR LIFE, YOU ARE MISSING OUT.

I went out with Titomi and he made me laugh so hard, I blew up the place because of my shaet.

by NotVandod April 4, 2022

Titonics

A really nice big pair of boobs.

"Man look at those titonics, you could go skiing down them", said by peanut on the Jeff Dunham Christmas Special

by Jazana February 11, 2009

titonsters

tits that are so big that their scary

Dude, RUN!!! That bitch gots some giant titonsters!

by twistedtank71 April 13, 2009

tito out

To back out of a pre-planned event, especially after weeks/months of dramatic build up to said event. To quit. To wimp out at the last possible minute before being forced to fulfill your duties.

Tito out is derived from Tito Ortiz in Season 11 of The Ultimate Fighter when he, at the last minute, decided he was too "injured" to fight Chuck Liddell.

by Cadaver Chick June 19, 2010

dirty tito

When you take someone's person item and rub it across your smelly ass hole.

The Dirty Tito
- Tito grabbed Juan's power tool when he wasent looking and rubbed the handle acoss his ass, Juan can't figure out where that stench is coming from.

by Crude rude and totally unaccep January 7, 2016

tido

A small Asian sex slave.

Johnny got some cheap tido, taped a picture of his Mum to her lower back, then started slagging all over her arse.

by Da Fuck Master September 24, 2006