skargasm

–noun

1. the physical and emotional sensation experienced upon seeing a picture of Alexander Skarsgard; usually accompanied by squeals, hyperventilation, dizzy feelings, sighs or an inability to stop smiling.

jamie- omg i just saw a picture of the alexander skarsgard! *sigh*

kristy- you just had a skargasm didn't you -_-

jamie- you know it!

by truebuffyfly December 7, 2009

Sarge

An elderly Jewish lady who takes rectal temperatures at the doctor's office.

The Sarge, she took my temperature man!

by Shred101 April 10, 2010

Sargun

Sargun looks innocent from the face but has the charm and is sexy she gets her way and she’s an can be loyal if she wants and the best girlfriends only if she wants if you catch a sargun your lucky she’s a horny one

sargun is my one

by yousiffffff October 10, 2019

snarglies

A man's balls, nuts, nads, or testicles.

"One kick to the snarglies, and he was down."
"Man, grow some snarglies, and stop bitchin."

by orangello October 3, 2007

Sargento Style

Having sex without a condom. Derived from "Sargento Cheese" which is 100% all natural instead of plastic.

Guy A "So what you and Jess do last night, the usual?"
Guy B "Not tonight, we did it sargento style."
Guy A "Lucky, me GF still makes me use the plastic crap."

by Dr. Mcjesus2 January 20, 2010

Sargasm

An orgasm where the woman comes in a sarcastic tone of voice, but when asked about the quality of the sex tells the man that the sex was terrible, insults his manhood, and leaves.

"Oh god this is amaaaaazing!!!" said the woman having a sargasm. "So it was good for you?", asked the man. "No, it was the worst sex I've ever had and you should feel horrible about that sex. You suck.", the woman said and promptly left the room.

by Sir gentleman mcawesomestein July 19, 2011

Sargasmic Procrasturbation

(n) When you try to procrastinate something by acting like you are masturbating so much that you actually have an orgasm.

Guy 1: Are you ready for the test?
Guy 2: No man, I just did some sargasmic procrasturbation for hours last night so I need to study after I sleep.

procrasturbation sargasm orgasm procrastination

by el whispering eye October 18, 2010