Statistic

5 out of 7 statistics are made up

Person A: Dude, you KNOW 6/10 girls want me
Person B: Your statistic is LIES!

by Makin'Bacon March 7, 2009

Bureau of Labor Statistics

(US GOVERNMENT) bureau within the federal government of the United States; part of the Department of Labor. Measures unemployment, hours worked, hourly wages, inflation, productivity, and so on.

The Department of Labor was created as a result of the NLRA (1935), which gave workers the right to organize.

Yesterday the Bureau of Labor Statistics (BLS) published its monthly report of hours worked. This revealed that, while employees are working more hours, unemployment has not declined and wages continue to decline.

by Abu Yahya July 15, 2010

AP Statistics

A laughably easy class, most who take it are those too afraid to take calc so yeah, 90% of the class are math-impaired idiots. The purpose of stats is to be a joke class like apes. The tests are taken directly from the internet so enter in a few key words the night before and you already have the answer key. A very large majority of the class cheats on the tests which may be the reason for the incredibly high averages aside from its "difficulty". And plus, there's no homework. The only drawback is that the class does almost no preparation for the AP exam in May so unless you actually treat the class like a real one (which is totally unnecessary for the class itself) you're basically screwed.

Typical AP Statistics conversations:
Student A: OMG that test was so hard! How did you get a perfect score on it?
Student B: It's online...I typed in "chi-squared regression test" on google last night and I found the answer key..."
Student A: sh*t

Student C: I'm wondering if I should take stats instead of calc. How was the class? How did you do on it?
Student D: I got A's both semesters but I got a 2 on the exam...

by Asian Abomination December 30, 2012

slutistic

Anyy man/woman who flirts with sexual intentions or talks in a sexually suggestive manner without recognizing that he/she is doing it

(GUY # 1)- dudee that hott girl over there asked me for my phone number!! she said she really likes me.

(GUY # 2)- what?! dude she told me she wasn't seeing anyone and told me to call her next time i'm alone

DUDE WHAT A SLUTISTIC BITCHH

by wessss gwTbiatchh December 24, 2008

Sutostic

When you try to say autistic, but you’re having a stroke.

Retard #1: “Hey, I saw you staring at that hooker like you wanted to feast on her organs. Are you sutostic?
Retard #2: “Pardon?”
Retard #1: “Uh…do you smell burnt toast?”

by Jollirat December 31, 2022

soblistic

Soblistic means that you love something to the point you would probably drool over it.

"Dude. I'm so in love with ariana grenade. She makes me go soblistic."

by Cocococks September 30, 2023

statistical analysis

it means penis a males genital.

my statistical analysis is so big it wont fit.

by gorbin March 26, 2007