Stained the curtains

When you vomit on a girl while you’re eating her out

Tim ate a tainted taco and stained the curtains last night.

by AOA :] June 23, 2019

stainedminaj

best person on stan twitter. ended fay, nora, tee and sammi

stainedminaj >>>>> the whole of stan twitter

by fentyamor is my king June 16, 2021

cock stained balls

When you're banging a tranny in the butt when she is lying down. You're so into it that you don't see her jacking one off and she nuts on your Dick causing Cock Stained Balls.

Last night I was doing slippery Sally hard in the ass, right? All of a sudden she busts a nut right on my balls. Fuckin' cock stained balls, man...

by Jacques Leroux November 9, 2015

stained

Refers to being completely hammered. Generally someone is stained if they deny being drunk at all but are completely gassed. Derived from shit-stained.

Dave, exams are done,you wanna get stained?

by jakester17 March 2, 2008

Shit stained keyboard

When your partner sits on the computer keyboard while giving you oral sex and shits on your computer.

Oh dude your mom left the worst shit stained keyboard last night.

by Fasal Ahad November 10, 2006

Shit-Stained Balls

When a bitch ass mother fucker fucks his stupid bitch so fucking hard in the pussy from behind so that his hairy fucking atrocity of a ball sack slams violently into her filthy, hairy asshole resulting in large amounts of her shit spraying in all directions, covering the fucking bitch shit cock ass mother fucking cocksucker's nut sack in a thick layer of shit, most likely due to the fact that the stupid slut probably forgot to wipe her fucking bitch ass cunt whore pussy licking fucktard asshole last time she took an almighty shit.

"Last night i ambushed my girlfriend in the bathroom while she was taking a hearty shit and proceeded to fuck her from behind, and i ended up with shit-stained balls.

by Big-Titted Dreamboat July 17, 2011

Russian Staredown

When two young russians girls with similar features (skinny, bleach blonde hair), sit opposite each other on a Brooklyn subwayline and stare with scorn at one another.

{Katrina the Balarina sits down}
{Yelena the blonde sits down}

Russian staredown ensues.

by Mr. Hoboski August 4, 2008