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Slaughter Problem

A homework problem (usually a math homework problem) that at first glance looks very simple, but turns out to be a long, agonizing, problem that involves much work and thought. These problems usually appear in higher level Math courses such as Algebra 1 and Geometry, but can also appear at lower levels like 5th grade math. For example, you may be assigned problem 32 for homework, and when you hear it you will say "That's not so bad!" but when you actually look at it, you realize that problem 32 is actually a flow proof, (a combination of the Flow Chart and A Proof the two worst things combined into one.), and that problem 32 will take you close to an hour. You will then respond "Dear Jesus help us.....". This term is universal and can be applied to any problem in any subject so long that it is in reality a "Slaughter Problem", and not a "Genocidal Problem" (I.E. "The Doghouse Problem.")
"Ok class your homework is problem 45."
"That's it?"
"That's Easy!"
"Oh sweet Jesus.........."
"What?"
"Problem 45 is a flowproof designed to prove that in a parallelogram if all four sides are congruent and that their diagonals bisect each other at 90 degree angles in the first quadrant that the parallelogram is actually a Rhombus."
"Dear Jesus help us...... its a Slaughter Problem"
by I hate Slaughter Problems February 3, 2010
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slaughter victim

when you take out a person you intend to have sex with.
just an other slaughter victim to add to the list.
by thegrouch1976 April 22, 2011
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Slaughterhouse-Five

Person who wrote the other definition is a spiteful peace of shit who hates school to fit in. School is fucked but this book is great and a breath of fresh air from the other dogshit in the curriculum. This book is fucking fuego
God, I hate Mrs. Wilson's class, but Slaughterhouse-Five lowkey slaps.
by V0nnegut May 9, 2020
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Slaughter

Shes so hot i'd slaughter those butt cheeks
by punk1125 December 23, 2008
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gavin slaughter

Gavin Slaughter is the sexiest man you will ever meet he is kind,cute,intelligent,and he has a large penis.You will never meet another guy better than a Gavin Slaughter.He is really romantic and a great boyfriend.
by Gavin Slaughter November 29, 2017
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Slaughter

1.To have sex with a woman or man.

2.To completely pleasure a woman or man into a coma of orgasms.

3.To slaughter yourself (Ex.Masturbation) Sexually pleasuring yourself intended to orgasm.
"Dude I was with Jessica last night and I completely 'slaughtered' her in bed!"

"Dan , you were great last night" - "Ya , I really 'slaughtered' you last night Bob."

"I was looking at pictures of Chuck Norris last night and I started to 'slaughter' myself."
by NFMHS RLF January 5, 2010
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slaughter gang

A fucking good as gang. Typically involved with 21 savage slaughter gang, for he is the king of slaughter gang.
Person 1: Are you part of the slaughter gang?
Person 2: Twerk, Twerk, Twerk, pulls out gun. Yes, yes I am...
by Mutha Trucker July 19, 2017
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