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skeeser

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typically a female that a male searches for, when all else has failed and last call has been called.

a women that you instantly know you have to double wrap your tool.
"hey its last call, lets find a skeeser and get outta here"

"lets fuck some skeesers tonight"

"that skeeser has a tight body, but her face is fucked up, im gonna do her anyway"

"dude, im wasted, im gonna nail a skeeser"
by angry irish January 9, 2007
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Early Skeeter

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1. A Premature Ejaculator

2. A Boy who develops early, thus intern is able to skeet earlier. The maximum age for an early skeeter is arguable. Some say the maximum age is 12, others 14. Skeet Magee (the most famous skeeter of all time) is a classic example of an Early Skeeter. Skeet Magee was able to skeet at age 12, though some say that he was born with the ability to skeet, making him the earliest skeeter of all time by at least 10 years.
Bob: "My son Timmy succesfully masturbated today!!!"
Jones: "Dude, 1st of all thats nasty"
Bob: "Come on man, hes only 12 years old!!"
Jones: "Damn...thats incredible I forgot he was that young"
Bob: "Yup my Timmy is an Early Skeeter "
Jones: "Your sons a regular F****** Skeet Magee!"
Bob: "Well I didnt say all that, I mean Skeet Magee is a F****** legend man, my son is a pansy"
by David Skeet Jr. March 12, 2008
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Skeener

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Noun, a person who pilfers/scrounges wifi from a business or a personal hotspot with or without consent
“hey, can I borrow your wifi?” “No, fuck off you Skeener!”
by SkeenBunny July 18, 2018
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skeeze bucket

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A cum dumpster. A individual who enjoys and is willing to swallow massive amounts of cum.
Damn Joe! that trick is a skeeze bucket
by livingdead99 August 5, 2010
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skeetering

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(adj) skee-ter-ing, skee-ter-ed; To proclaim great falsehoods, the act of assuming the character or appearance of, especially if fraudulently.
Man, this guy Fred Bornes is skeetering the hell out of us!
by Kevindoh April 6, 2007
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Uncle Skeeter

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An Uncle Skeeter is one who skeets while at someone else's house. Looked down upon as strange by many people, but most "Uncle Skeeter"s just enjoy masturbating in a place away from home, it brings more pleasure for them.
-Damn, I just found out that Sasman jerked-off at my house yesterday

-Dude, I knew he's an Uncle Skeeter!!!
by I M A Dogg October 20, 2005
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skeezrat

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A person who exhibits characterics of both a skeezer and a hood rat a.k.a. A dirrty girl
That dirrty skeezrat looks beat.
by skeezrat bitch April 23, 2010
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