shlockrod

A muscle car that is loud, ugly, and slow.

Man, that primered shlockrod that Jason is driving sure is a pile of shit.

by CL645745432458473565 January 22, 2006

shlonk

The noun from of schloink, when you settle into a chair and your booty digs into it

Grandma: Is thats chair comfortable Deary?
Me: Yeah its got some mad shlonk

by Crunchy Biscuits78 May 19, 2019

shlockmo

Shlockmo is a mix between shlocky and emo. Its a new type of genre sweeping the nation. Its a kind of gross hardcore. You can find shlockmo in bands like Norma Jean, The Bled and Zao.

Hey did you go to the latest STRUCK BY SILENCE show? They played their newest song and its super shlockmo.

by Jeff April 16, 2005

Shlock

1. The violent act of breaking another's neck in self-defence
2. To make one pass out forcefully

Keep talking like a bitch and I'll shlock your ass out!

by Chase Dorset December 3, 2006

Shlocken

A sex bomb who gets all of the thots.
He is a straight baller and is the funniest guy in the room

Reuben "You're too Shlocken"
Harvey "Bruh I know"

by shlocken December 9, 2019

Dirty Shlok

A Dirty Shlok is when two Indians are about to fuck but do not have any lube so instead they use curry.

"did you and Ashender have enough lube last night?" "no, we had to do a Dirty Shlok"

by Dogg0 June 27, 2021

shlock

A small piece of material (similar to a sock) that covers a mans junk.

person 1: Hey John its cold in here you got a jacket?

person 2: No, but I got a shlock you can borrow.

person 1: Whats a shlock??
person 2: Its my cock cover. Fits like a sock.

by totalstud December 29, 2009