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Shatner texting

When someone sends several 1-3 word texts to complete a sentence, thought, phrase, or anything that would take a normal person one text to send. This behavior can cause the reciever of Shatner texts to have their phones freeze because of the abundance or texts coming at once. It can also cause aggravation and annoyance because the reciever cannot read the first text because the rest of the texts are strolling in. Not to be confused with spamming. Named after William Shatner's speech patterns.
(Bob texting Mary)
Bob:What are

Bob:you

Bob:doing later

Bob: this evening?

Bob:I was

Bob:thinking

Bob:maybe you

Bob: and

Mary: Stop Shatner texting me!

Bob: I

Bob:could see

Bob: a movie

Bob: at the

Bob: cinema

Mary:*throws phone*
by enzymes August 12, 2012
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Shatner syndrome

Talking with many awkward pauses in one's speech, to try and make whatever one is saying more impressive and/or dramatic. Named after William Shatner, who had a severe case of it while playing Captian Kirk.
William Shatner: "Mr. Sulu! Ahead! Warp factor six! Engage!"
Mr. Sulu: "Captain, your Shatner syndrome again."
by Alexandrei July 26, 2007
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Earth Shattering Orgasm

Not your typical orgasm, but an all encompassing full body wave of pleasure that threatens to knock the pictures off the wall and Earth off its axis.
Only your Bae can provide an Earth shattering orgasm
by AkRnLee December 7, 2015
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Shitter Selfie

When someone tries to take a sexy selfie in the bathroom mirror and there is a log of shit visable in the toilet in the background
This chick DM'ed me on instagram cause she thinks I'm cute. I asked her to post a sexy pic and she put up a Shitter Selfie! Fail!
by Peenut773 October 17, 2014
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floor shitter

Someone who takes a shit on the floor in a public bathroom and leaves it there.
Todd: I took a shit on the floor at CVS today because the toilet was too disgusting to use.

Mike: I didn't know you were a floor shitter.
by cookc123 October 7, 2013
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Serial Shitter

Some kid at Dublin Jerome that keeps taking shits and then smears it on the the wall of the stalls. The suspect also shoves shit in the hand dryers so when you turn them on they shoot crap all over the place. On top of that they put the crap in the TP holder so you get shit on on your hands when you reach to get some. This person will probably be eaten alive by Parking Lot Pete
I heard the Serial Shitter struck again.
by ParkingLotPete2 November 5, 2010
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Shatera

A Beautiful woman with a kind heart, but has a bit of an attitude. She is the definition of sexy, sassy, and classy, dressing in the latest fashion is a must. She's the sweetest person on earth until you cross her. She's the baddest thing in the room. She's a strong woman, who fears nothing and nobody. Can get anything she wants. No other can top her, she's the real deal. This woman is going places. She always finds a way to bring you up when your down.
damn boy look at that girl , she a shatera
by Top Definition December 21, 2016
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