Knee Shatter

A joke that is subjectivly viewed as horribly unfunny.

"Never share that joke again, it was a real knee Shatter."

by BudgeFilm February 21, 2020

shatter pootled

The meaning of this phrase is "to be Very Tired"

Craig: Wanna do sumthing tonight?

Jade: nah. im shatter pootled

by Dead_Eric July 20, 2008

shattered

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by Haha i went over the typing limit bet you're wondering how i did that well i did it with tactics that you couldn't imagine haha June 9, 2023

Shatters

A new term used by VSCO girls that basically means the same thing as lit, fire, or slaps.

Annoying Middle School Girl 1: Hey Juno, that new scrunchie on your hydroflask shatters!
Annoying Middle School Girl 2: Thanks, Midnight! My mom bought it for me in addition to these Birkenstocks!

by lemons-hate-you October 13, 2019

Shatter head

Someone who abused or abuse shatter. Not a crack head, but a shatter head.

Man this New Brunswick 28 year old kid is a shatter head

by Chevyguybc November 29, 2021

Shattered

Being broken into so many pieces it's impossible to be put back together. Your just broken. The silence on the outside fights with the noise in your head that you can't stop hearing because it's always there. Always torturing you piece by piece until there is no more of you left to be broken...shattered. The answer is not self love, the answer is not love from your peers in order to love yourself, the answer is to comply with the noise and become one in a kind gesture of an alliance. To be calm is to settle the noise, to make the quiet seep through the cracks of the overwhelming thoughts you drown yourself in. To say "I know your hurting, I am too" to say "I hear you, I see you, I FEEL you" is the true answer to quiet the noise. To be one with yourself is to heal. You need to heal and you will. Take those shattered pieces and don't let them go, because you know that together they make you, even if they are not together at the moment.

Person 1: "I'm feeling-"
Person 2: "sad?"

Person 1: "worse"

Person 2: "...broken?"

Person 1: "even worse"

Person 2: ".........shattered?"

Person 1: "yes...exactly..."

by Person who writes definitions July 11, 2020

Jacob shatter

The name/act of a reinhardt player missing his earth shatter, either by hitting a wall, barrier or no one.

Bro I was playing Overwatch with Adam last night and he total threw the match with his Jacob Shatter

by ChildSafety September 15, 2022