shat

past tense of the verb "shit"

While walking through the mall,Kelly's mom tore ass and shat herself.

by Bongwater April 15, 2004

shat

Shat is a 6 headed monster that dwells in New Jersey's sewers. He's known locally as "The Angel Winged Demon" Sakrifise but the origins of his name go back to this offensive slang for the past tense of "shit." He's rewards the people who hate him by fucking their girlfriends at annual Gathering Of The Juggalos conventions. Since his face has never been seen, he's able to fuck these girls and not fear rejection. They often find out who he is afterwards and their boyfriends kill themselves from the torment. He also has the ability to mentally dissect a person with one single word. He has a big dick. Your girlfriend has given him many dirty sanchez's which is where his name originated from.

Shat prefers fucking women in the ass with spiked barbed wire bats.

by Mr Blonde July 8, 2004

shat

its actual meaning is to seat someone at a table in a restaurant.

"i just shat"
what you mean to say: "i just sat"

by wowen July 26, 2007

shat

past tense of shit usually used in place of shit but acutally the past tense of it .

holy shat did you see that crash ?!

no no .. when it happened i think i shat my pants .

by xxjloftxx June 16, 2008

the shat

Something that was once very popular or cool, i.e. the shit, but has since gone out of style. Often used sarcastically.

Did you see Dave's new pair of overalls and Hypercolor T-shirt? They're the shat!

by Robert J June 18, 2006

shat

pass tense of to shit. instead of i shitted.

bob: dude i just shitted!
dylan: no dude u shat
bob: oh! dude i just shat!

or

bob: (jumps at dylan from around the corner scaring him) boo!
dylan: ah dude u scared me
bob: haha u shat

by bakerbro May 5, 2009

shat

the past tense of shit, when used as a verb.

that guy just shat all over the walls in there.

by al_samson March 28, 2009