Arnott's Shapes

A savoury treat containing:

Weat flour, veggie oil, starch, salt, yeast, tomato powder, garlic, suger, parsley,worcestershire sauce, onion powder, raising agents, veggie extract, spice, flavour enchancer, emulsifuer, antioxidants,malt extract.

"What do you want to eat after school?"

"Shapes....Arnott's Shapes, they are sooo yummylicious"

by bingbongbangboo September 5, 2011

Shapeshifter

A person who can change into the opposite sex for criminal purposes. They can assume the characteristics body and gait of the other sex almost at will. Its more than a Sibyll like change, they are demonic in the change and lure you in by making you think they are "helpless" "coy" or "simple" and then attack when they are alone with you, torture you and eventually kill you unless you have good friends or family around you to protect you

Bill was surprised by his wife Theodora. He thought she was a domestic violence victim, so he gave her a house and once he bought it, Theodora shapshifted into a man and drugged poor Bill into outer space while she went around the city committing crimes as a man then shapeshifting when she returned home. During a brief moment of clarity during the intermission of his drug induced early brain death he realized to his chagrin that Theodora was a shapeshifter, Theodora had duped him and was the opposite of the victim he thought he had rescued. She was a predator and criminal . She was a He. She was a typical Shapeshifter.

by Julia Caesar October 17, 2018

Smape

An ape with human like intelligence like the ones from planet of the apes.

you damn dirty smapes!

by mr fan-f**king-tastic July 15, 2011

Smaped

In todays outside smokers sub-society the practice of peforming non-consensual sex while nipping out for a crafty fag is common practice

Hand me that lighter Bob. That bit of fluff walking outside is getting smaped

by Willy Everlearn October 24, 2009

Pulling Shapes

Pulling shapes, is to flirt/makeout/ask out a person. The act of pulling shapes is mainly reffered as a man hitting on a woman, i.e The Shapes are the womans curves, and the man is pulling her in, drawn by his stamina

Pulling Shapes
Man 1: "hey dude, did you pull some shapes with that chick last night?:
Man 2: "Yeah man, it was a good spot for tree's that night, we hooked up"

(Spot for tree's: It was a good night to mix with people)

by Rohan Dawes November 8, 2008

the smaps

She-male anal poop sex

quaids got the smaps

by asdf December 5, 2003

pull shapes

to make shapes out of your penis

"look! now my penis is a hamberger!! omg"
"eewwww, dont pull shapes, its nasty dude"

by Kyle Beer December 26, 2007