Queef Wam Bam

A massive queef which causes tremours in the Earth's crust and causes multiple vaginal thunder claps

Tom: What the fuck was that?!?!?!
Maxine: Sorry, i just did a queef wam bam
Tom: Everybody get under the tables

by Franksy4 May 26, 2009

butt queef

A fart that sneaks out the front. This phenomenon usually occurs while seated. The fart gets trapped in the butt cheeks and slowly makes it way out the front instead of the back. A slight tickling sensation may be felt as the air bubble makes it's journey from anusville through grundle town.

Steve: Damn Gina, Did you just queef? It smells a used diaper filled with Indian food!
Gina: No, that was a butt queef! I tried to sneak a fart out and it came out the front. I guess that curry slurpee was a bad idea!

by The1andonly November 16, 2007

Queef Muffler

A device to stop a vaginal fart or "queef" in some case it can also prevent a nasty after scent.

She was wearing a queef muffler so as to not be embarassed on her date

by jards nella llea January 14, 2009

Quafft

The act of farting and quiffing at the same time.

I hate it when my girlfriend quaffts is bloody stinks...

by IdiotProofDude January 23, 2015

Queef Tickle

When the female species farts from her vaginal region and it stimulates a synthetic orgasm/ random burst of excitement

I thought i made her climax but it was really just a queef tickle!

by ChuckMaster87 January 7, 2017

queefable man

A man who is capable of a woman's queef

You are a queefable man my friend

by James Armstrong January 20, 2017

Quanfafeled

When you're almost Flabbergasted but not quite there yet.

"Mike was quanfafeled when he heard he passed the exam"

"I'm gonna Quanfafel your mind"

by BorderlineApathetic April 9, 2023