pervis

when you drop trow and spread your ass cheeks out as far as they can go, then rip total ass. best done when you apply your ass to their face.

johnnie passed out so me and mike gave him a horrible pervis.

by danny gaylor May 6, 2006

purishment

Accumagation accumagate meaning a meal that is half nourishment, half punishment.

Eating an entire Burger King Family Bundle and feeling really ill but no longer hungry.

by Andy le Brocq/Xander Flatt March 2, 2005

pervis

a creature who only baths in c-plus and only consumes similar orange products. He insists on being the most aggressive lover one's ever had the misfortune of spending 8 seconds with. It's name is derived from pervert and travis. It's been mistaken for an orangutan and is often reported as a zoo escapee. It will do all your drugs, drink all your beer and wait until you are asleep and touch you where you pee.

Owe, my pee-hole burns and I think my drugs & beer have been consumed. Why is there orange hair and residue in my bath tub? I think Pervis showed up while we were asleep.

by jebus cripes December 3, 2009

old school purist

One who is solely interested in trends, fads, styles, etc. of things, such as cars, videogames, clothes, music, etc., from previous decades. They usually detest, or at least dont agree with, current trends, fads, styles, etc. of things, such as cars, videogames, clothes, music, etc.

An old-school videogame purist only plays Atari, NES, Super NES, Original Gameboy, Sega Genesis, or Game Gear.

Old school car purist would only drive and old muscle car with jacked-up back wheels, Cragar wheels, wide back tires, and chrome engine parts.

by Andrew S. July 7, 2004

Purvi

A sexy with some wet pussy, has huge boobs. Is one of the nudest girl in the world. She is gorgeous girl and have beautiful looks.

Every girl must be like Purvi.

by Tatnuj September 13, 2018

Sandwich purist

A person who prefers sandwiches that contain only meat and/or cheese, and sometimes sauces, while disdaining the presence of any vegetables or fruits, whether sliced, chopped, or leafy.

A ham sandwich with cheese is fine for a sandwich purist, as long as there is no lettuce, nor a tomato slice.

Synonyms: fatty food fanatic, non-vegan, gluten glutton.
Antonyms: vegetarian, vegan, sandwich eclectic, sandwich sophisticate.
Related words: hero, hoagie, grinder, submarine;
stickler, formalist, fussbudget, fusspot, idealist, nit-picker, quibbler.
Misspellings: sanwich, sandwitch, sandwish.

by LAlawMedMBA July 16, 2011

Purista

Noun. A self designation intended to promote oneself as a connoisseur that purports to be simultaneously devoted to both minimalism AND to unending dissection, precise measurement and reporting of data. Applies especially to food and drink.

Purista: "Let's just make love..."
Partner: "Oh yes, right now!!"
Purista: "But first I need to check the temperature, the lumens of light, the resiliance of the mattress and...
Partner: "Forget it. Let's just go out for coffee..."

by Yo Cuppa Joe December 27, 2013