pronger

Lying about the facts to make yourself feel better about being a weasel and dodging your responsibilities.

The word originates from the infamous hockey player Chris Pronger, who spreads the untrue rumours about irate Edmonton fans burning his furniture, including his baby's crib, after he asked to be traded from the Oilers.

I totally prongered about being sick today. I told my boss I had massive diarrhea, but in fact I just hate my job and didn't feel like going.

by cokemidget January 10, 2009

Pringle Can

1. A can of curve-shaped potato chips that come in an aluminum can.
2. Rumored to be the same size of Shaq's penis.

1. Oh man, those BBQ pringles hit the spot!
2. I heard Shaq's thing is the size of a pringle can.

by Kadafi September 24, 2005

Single Pringle

Somebody who is single and proud of it.

P1: I've always been a single pringle.
P2: That's just sad.
P1: I'm glad about it!

by A. Nonnie-Moss October 10, 2011

Pringles

A strangely shaped tasty snack which is sometimes considered to be a drug

"Omg, once you pop you really cant fucking stop!"

by drew October 19, 2004

Peroing

Verb -

1.) To wander aimlessly searching for a social group to merge with often attributed to clingy people.
2.) To join a group when one or more is watching a video or playing a game

"Dude will you stop breathing down my neck you're Peroing again."

"Dammit Jon joined our Minecraft game again he's always Peroing."

by The Cold Hard Truth... Ladies January 22, 2013

Pringled

A mini poodle and a buxom blonde play hide the sausage

I'm surprised she can walk today, she got Pringled hard last night

by Filthy Rameka March 13, 2015

Pringles Challenge

Eating pringles from the can but the can is shoved up someones ass in downward dog position.

Hey man, you done the Pringles Challenge?

WOULD YOU LIKE TO!?

by Tipdock January 24, 2017