Full Presidential

A blow job with a finger up the butt.

Before Bill got caught, Monica gave him the full presidential treatment.

by ConfessionsFromTheOffice January 29, 2017

presidential comb over

When the president deals with a problem by sweeping it under the rug.

Trump is dealing with the problem of his ties to Russia by giving it a presidential comb over.

by sigeritb March 20, 2017

president's name school

A bad school in a rough area. The name of this school is almost always a name of somebody, usually a president. This is because they know no one will want to send their child somewhere called Gun Hill High.

Tawanna keeps complaining about getting shot at in her school.

Really? What's it called?

Lincoln.

Ohhh, she goes to a president's name school.

by Angelacia May 16, 2007

presidential shit

Acceptionally good marijuana. More commonly the certian breed of Kush.

Ayo, i got sum of that presidential shit! What we smokin on?

by Amanda231 April 26, 2006

President Rushmore

President Rushmore was the first (and only) president to have four heads. He was also the most ruthless president to ever live. He had an entire army of beavers that terrorized anyone that disagreed with him. Luckily, one day Albus Dumbledore (order of merlin, first class) placed a spell on him that turned him into a mountain that is located in South Dakota. After President Rushmore's downfall, all of his beavers fled up north and that is why there are so many beavers in Canada.

"Man, I really hope that spell on President Rushmore never wears off!"

by definition_master123 July 22, 2016

President Trumpet

An increasingly popular nickname for this moronic blowhard.

President Trumpet is my favorite asshorn.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 12, 2019

Presidential IQ requirement

A strongly needed requirement that would formally require a US Presidential candidate to have an IQ of at least 85.

Clearly the Presidential IQ requirement would keep the Moron in Chief from being re-elected.

by Dr Bunnygirl November 20, 2019