pooclam

A name for the physiological abnormality where the vaginal opening and the anus switch positions.

Fucking her in the pooclam is technically anal sex.

by lemonsareemo October 9, 2010

porcelli

The act of not answering when someone responds to your text.

I texted Chris after he asked if I wanted to hang out, he didn't answer for another 2 hours. He totally pulled a Porcelli.

Thats such a classic Porcelli.

by niceguyeddie222 December 30, 2013

Pollock the Porcelain

Diarrhea of such an extreme and explosive nature as to render the inside of one's toilet bowl like a concave representation of a Jackson Pollock painting.

May be the result of extremely poor and unfortunate dietary decisions, (very) excessive beer consumption, invasive organisms, or simply God's way of communicating "His love" for you.

Not to be misconstrued as "important" or "avant-garde art."

Pollock the Porcelain: verb

"Steve-o really pollocked the porcelain this morning. It's been a real disaster zone. Impossible to clean up. Try putting THAT on one of those 'Oxy-Clean' infomercials."

by Dick Gazzina May 21, 2007

porcelain cruise

A mini office vacation. Feeling tired? Have that after-lunch-coma? Take a porcelain cruise! The act of locking oneself in a bathroom stall for 20-30 minutes in order to take a quick nap.

After that heavy lunch, I'm exhausted. Think I'll stop off for a porcelain cruise to relax for a while. Hope no one else comes to stink up my little vacation!

by Tim Holt July 29, 2005

porcelain Picasso

A defecation on the inside of a toilet bowl that leaves many streaks resembling a distorted Pablo Picasso painting.

I was about to flush when I realized I made a porcelain Picasso and took a picture instead.

by Russell Heimlich December 22, 2008

feed the porcelain pelican

To excrete waste via the anus - to take a huge shit.

Fuck mate, back in a moment, gotta feed the porcelain pelican.

by Raevn April 3, 2006

piss on the porcelain

An expression that implies one is being overly subtle while doing something common - such as talking. Similar to the way one would urinate on the bowl of a toilet or urinal to avoid creating an audible noise.

I want to call my boss an asshole, but I can't. I'll just piss on the porcelain about it for self-satisfaction.

by Big Dick Chuck November 7, 2007