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Package Man

Where the attackers in a FPS online game of 'Attack and Defend' are 'Owning' and decide to add more challenge to the game. The Attacker who is holding the 'Package' becomes the 'Package Man' and must defend him/herself from the defenders and his/her team members with pistols only. The winner is the one who can hold the 'Package' until the end of the game.
'Oh my god we are kicking thier asses!'
'We've got the package already and there is loads of time left!'
'PACKAGE MAN!!!'
by Dan Bob 89 March 1, 2009
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Package

A guy's penis and scrotum usually what attracts a woman/man to a man
Kaylee : Wow check out Chad's Package don't you like how it bulges out of his pant's
Kiersten : Yeah you should try to stick all 14 inches of it in your mouth oh and he really packs the cum!
Kaylee : Oh I couldn't do that besides I have a boyfriend!
Kiersten : I didn't say you could suck my man's cock you stupid whore what's your problem!
Kaylee: Whore! Your the fuckin whore fucking a married guy!
Kiersten : Whatever! Hey Chad shall we go up to your office so I can unwrap your package and pleasure you?
Chad : Sorry not in the mood my wife just texted me she's pregnant again!
Kiersten : What the fuck I told you not to sleep with her anymore what's your problem!
Chad : Sorry she's my wife and besides she gives great head!
Kiersten : So do I ! Hey I'm the only one you can stick your package in got it!
Kaylee : This is so fucked up!
by SlopNChop April 18, 2017
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stimulus package

When a new restaurant or store, especially a well-known one that didn't previously have any outlets nearby, opens and is always busy.
- "Bro, have you been to the new Five Guys yet?"

- "No dude, every time I walk by the line is out the door. It's basically a stimulus package!!"
by TheOriginalJZ May 6, 2011
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Package Store

Connecticut, also known as the "P," a liquour store. probably derived from the brown bags/packages the liquour comes in.
If you are in the car with your mom and you are on the phone with your friend, you might ask them if they are going to the P that night and tell them to pick you up a liter.
by clio October 25, 2004
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pankaks

A whole plate of pancakes that you can only eat about a third of
Mom: Clean your plate!
Kid: but you gave me a whole plate of pankaks
by Ethan balck May 11, 2008
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packadew

Get a packadew at the store
by dou the dew January 30, 2009
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pakaah

Is da sound of da majestic eagles, ya know?
Pakaah, pakaaaah.

Eagle 1: Pakaah?
Eagle 2: Pakaah!
by Zamok August 8, 2014
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