im-pwnd

a term that was devised when bored in the office by a non apple fanboy turd munching gizzard sniffers (me), to describe the I-phone. the most over marketed and over hyped smartphone because it has an apple logo on it. and it does loads of stuff that other smartphones do also. see also, the I-poo touch, the Kac-book, Kac-air and I-Kac

"omg omg omg!!! mi nw fne is ere!!"
"what u got"

"a iphone!"

"an im-pwnd? you fail -.-"

by kingarthur83rd January 27, 2010

po-pwned

When you're pwned by the po-po.

John: Look, someone just got pulled over.
Jane: They got po-pwned!

by amyh July 7, 2010

pwned

How retards say 'owned.'

mAn +HoS3 DuD3z +0+@lLy PwNed U$ lolololololololololz

by DrHighScore February 11, 2008

Pwned

Definition: A corrupted version of the word "owned". Due to the fact that the "P" and "O" keys on a standard QWERTY keyboard are so close together it can be easy to miss the "O" key and accidentally hit the "P" key. The word itself means to exel at the game or kill someone in a game.

Gamer 1: *Hides behind a wall*
Gamer 1: He'll never get me here.
Gamer 2: *Throws grenade over wall and it lands beside GAMER 1*
Gamer 1: OH SHIT!!!
*Grenade explodes*
Gamer 2: Pwned Noob!

by Burkus December 28, 2008

pwned that n00b

when you totally own someone at a game or other event. The loser is the n00b.

I pwned that n00b Joey at Mario Kart.

by americanidol417 November 22, 2006

Pwned In the Face

A term orginating in Rochester(Greece), New York. It is used one an enemy in a video game has been shot in the face with a firearm. It can also be used to describe someone taking an injury to the face. Finally it can also describe the act of bukkake.

Hey look at Rob, he got pwned in the face by that baseball bat!

by Fei Hong Chan III February 17, 2005

Pwned by Family Values

A point of time where you are busy or want to hang out with friends but your parents say no because you're family wants to fucking spend time with you or they make you do chores or something gay like that.

1. Dude, you want to go hang out today?

can't,im getting pwned by family values.

you're such a faggot. you're always getting pwned family values, douchebag.

fuck you!

2. Dude, for the 4 day weekend coming up, i can't hang out cuz im getting pwned by family values. they want to "spend time with me"

haha, you stupid bitch

by Carne Estrada February 12, 2009